X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

[NosfeRaahhtu]

I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

All Saints were just great. Their cover of 'Under the Bridge' was a classic.

I love that song, Never Ever.

The talky bit is so bad, it backs unwittingly into genius.

Right, see you at 7!

I heard the Chillis talking about how they walked into a club and AS were 'playing' "Under the Bridge". They were not impressed .

A few questions that I need to know. How you could ever hurt me so?

'Never Ever' reminds me of my sister's hen do, when there was a drinking competition and I woke to find my under wear in my handbag.

Not sure if i won the competition or not....

Ok- this is the latest song list- bit different to the spoilers so far-

Girls

• Janet Devlin ? I Can?t Help Falling In Love With You

- Misha Bryan ? Would I Lie To You - Sophie Habibis ? Wherever You Will Go

Boys

• Craig Colton ? Best Thing I Ever Had

- Marcus Collins ? Russian Roulette - Frankie Cocozza ? The Scientist

Overs

• Johnny Robinson ? Can?t Get You Out Of My Head by Kylie

- Kitty Brucknell ? It?s Oh So Quiet by Björk - Sami Brookes ? I Will Always Love You

Groups

• The Risk ? Just The Way You Are

- Nu vibe ? With or Without You - Rhythmix? I?m Like A Bird

If these are correct- then i REALLY hope Johnny is dressed as Kylie- and can already envisage the backing dancers.

I like most of the songs, actually- Not sure about Skanky doing 'The Scientist' though.

Hopefully Nu Vibe won't do the sheksy letch thing!

I can't help falling inlove with you", is that Raah?

I haven't heard of most of the titles, I hate it when they don't just call the song something from the chorus . I shall go goggle, I should think I do know them.

ROAR at Johnny dressed in the hooded catsuit.

Evening all. Is it the same 'Just The Way You Are? that Cardie murdered sang?

Johnny is certainly teeny tiny enough to 'be' Kylie.

i wonder which version wee Janet will do? There is a version by a girl singer (bit like Sixpence None the Richer), which has penny whistles, and may be more her 'style' that Elvisor UB40- off to google....

Hey, stop talking about real music. I only come here to make personal comments about people's appearance.

Lick the Tins!! Their version was on the 'Some Kind of Wonderful' soundtrack- loved that film!!

Is 'the scientist' Coldplay? I don't like them

tis- Sue- think they have shares in X factor,last week Janet did 'Fix You'

Lord, do you think Gwynnie will come on, like in Glee, and sing? She could be a guest 'star' .

Gwynnie- that would be cool- anything 'Glee' goes down well on X Factor (bloody Jar of Hearts- grrrr)

They love Bruno Mars and Katy Perry too.

That would put the fecking tin lid on it for me. I hate Gwynnie almost as much as Peter 'Grease Monkey' Andre.

I've got Family Fortunes on, I've officially turned into my parents. The only thing I think when I see Vernon is sex texts. Silly boy. Sorry, went off topic there.

Awww, Bruno.

He hasn't been a guest yet has he? Definitely time for him then- probably on the final- a nice emotional festive version of 'Amazing'.

Katy Perry was appalling last year- and poor Matt the hat, those yellow trousers were not a good look!

sex tests?

Bruno Mars, for example, is an actual knob. A singing knob.

YY the yellow trousers, but he's been slagging them off, in fact he's been slagging all of Xfactor off saying he was 'compromised' as a credible artist. Has he forgotten he was a painter and decorator ?

Sex TEXTS,Sue. Though I'm sure Tess demanded tests as well.

but he was a credible painter and decorator