X-FACTOR- another live show, another tenuous theme- this week it is 'Love and Heartbreak' ??!!

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I mean- come on, that's just an excuse to trot out more sappy ballady shit. where are the proper themes? Bring on Abba week, Death metal week, bugger it- even Cliff Richard week if it means they will sing something that actaully follows a theme .(A spoiler claims Johnny is singing the Jason and Kylie classic 'Especially for you' wtf?!)

Mind you, in light of poor wee Janet losing her grandad this week, it could be quite emotional

Will keep eye out for list of songs....

s'right Green. The only ones wot matter are the ones wot write to Klitty.

Sorry, but as we are not allowed to diss the Pixie, then I still loathe Kitty.

In fact, based on tonight- get rid of them all!

Best go pay attention to DP, he's been pretending to be Sean Connery for the past half hour so it's only fair. Thanks for the company

I think Cock-oozer was the worst this week

Is she really 26?
I don't believe it.
And yes she gave a good performance but she is so arrogant. And she's been performing for years as a britney impersonater, but has never made it.
This is her Last Chance Saloon.

Cock-oozer was the worst, Chippy Soph or Mr Biscuits to go I should think.

OK watching the repeat clips my top 3 are:

The Risk
Sami
and I hate to say it Kitty.

cockwomble

because I am drunk

Right, am going to pinch all the funny bits from this thread and post myself on Youtube as a stand up. Laterz, haterz .

Oh lottery and then Casualty on iplayer catch up. I suspect there'll be dying sounds and breathlessness on that too.

I think the Drag Twiglet has to go this week.

sue love your halloween name btw.

I think it's between Sophie, No Vibe and Pigmix.

Night Sue- we love you!

Night funny fuckers

Mwah to Boffles

Rockin, outside. Don't hate on the cadaver.

No Vibe have to go.
Goodnight, well from this thread anyway.

Night all, I'm off to eat cold leftover takeaway.

I don't hate on him.

I want to free him up for panto in Hull.

He's better than panto. I want to see him fight to the death with Paul O'Grady.

Love drag twiglet, dh says he looks like a cross between Eric Sykes and Marc almond.

Right, I know I'm late but better late than never?

My summary:

Girls
Janet - she's marmite and a bit Diana Vickers. Good but not my cup of tea.
Misha B - who gave her the title Misha "B"? She is one hell of a performer though and I will be looking forward to see what she does next week.
Sophie - great voice but no XFactor

Boys
Craig - love him!
Frankie - rubbish! He let Barry down.
Marcus - I think he's better than he's shown so far and he seems like he doesn't know how to sing through a microphone.

Groups
NuVibe - nothing special. My vote to go this week.
Rhythmix - I actually agree with Barry that they are the best girl group XFactor has had (not that that means a lot!)
The Risk - fantastic!

Overs
Sami - I think she needs a better song choice
Johnny - Whoever mentioned his first audition was absolutely right. That was all about the voice whereas Louis is making him into a gimmick
Kitty - I can't work out why she is so unlikeable but she is!

Dermot - you need a new stylist mate!

Have just finished watching on catch up. I stole all your funny lines and passed them off as my own again. Thanks!

Loathed the zingzilla, thought nuvibe and rhythmix were painful. Sami was meh, johnny needs a career in stand-up. Marcus wrong song, Craig needs to stop the hideous glee turning/camp hands.mischa was vg, although the styling scares me. Janet. Meh. Sophie who?
I thought the risk were ok actually. Kitty has alienated the audience, which is a shame as she can sing. she's too try hard, and we hate that.

There endeth my opinion.