Madonna - what does she look like ?

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I'm sorry but how old is she & what is she wearing on Parky ???
You should not wear a vest with arms like hers....

< bitch now over >

But you are scottlish? Sorry was this thread contfro? Funhjy if it was, that is ded funny sorry! A contro thread about Madonna, I mean ffs!!!!!! That's funny that is! Have you lot seen the kitty thread? you shoot the kity in the air ahn score points? Might relieve you all of your PMT!!!

I didn't mean to spoil your laugh, expat, I just have this thing where I hate women slagging off each other's looks. You can joke about just about anything else but that gets my goat. There's so much of it about in magazines - close-ups of someone utterly stunning with a centimetre of cellulite etc. etc.

Nothing some good French wine couldn't cure, Rhubarb!

totally agree swings,she looks fab for her age.we're all just jealous!

I still don't get the ducks comments.

quackers

It's a NET forum! I just can't take a lot of things seriously, sorry. The things that get my goat are not net forums.

Man, you try riding Lothian buses or having to live w/Edinburgh council .

Now THAT'S something to get worked up about!

I love Madoponnna I do, she is an icon, literally, having baby Jesusin a stable,; tyhat took guts that did and no alcohol or nuffink, that is good. Sio whassup? Shake hands and stuff cause you might get run over by a bgus tomorrow mighit you?

Quack!

Or, in French, 'Coin, coin'.

The ducks were watching, stuff the fecking donkeys, the ducks ere teh firt sthere!

NO ONE does duck like the French. NO one. Not even Ken Hom .

You mean I'm quackers?

and you mean there's nothing ever that someone's said on a net forum that hasn't got your goat? You've just treated every discussion as a joke?

Swings,
You're taking this too seriously and it's gotten dull and boring. Hence, the lack of posts.

I mean, baby pasta and breast v. bottle I can see kicking off.

But this is Madonna on Parky, ffs.

Go have a duck. Or a beer. Or something.

I knew this thread would be going! Madge looked to me like she was trying to imitate Farah Fawcett. She looked dreadful. Like someone who is doing a heap of exercise but also taking in too few calories to sustain a healthy look and feed the muscles and maintain a healthy % of body fat that women are programmed to have.

Expat, you are funnee tonight.

Swings, plenty of topics got my goat, but you know, I'm finding ithard to htink of one about a celeb that has got my goat! Unfair treatmetn, bullying, private schools, third world, discrimination, but not one celeb topic comes to mind as being important! So excuse me if I am pissed on this thread, I just didn't think it mattered, and I guess neither would Madonna sitting in her penthouse suite! Now it has taken me a long time to tyupe very soberely, more time than this thread is worth, so nighty night and take a chill pill!

i love her music , my hubbie thinks she is just a slut. bit harsh, but he reckons she has used every trick in the book, sex book, to sell records. She does not look normal.

For what it's worth, she is on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone in America (not yet on newstands), and she looks amazing in a red halter top dress with plunging neckline. Very, very sexy.

madonna imo is a product
she only gives out interviews, when there is new album, book etc to plug

have to agree with expat
she looks like a walking corpse
and I am not being bitchy here but will all that money I would defo look better than an outdated farrah fawcett reject

PMSL doormat ! It is SOOOOOOOOOOO good to have you back

earlybird bet it has been airbrushed to death

I have to say what I objected to on this thread even though I was responded to so rudely was my deep dislike of women being cruel about other women's appearances. I am not ashamed to have quite a strong feminist streak so for me Madonna is interesting for a lot more reasons than what unkind things people like to liken her face to.

I don't have the right sense of humour for this thread, as was pointed out.

No doubt it has doormat, along with the best hair, makeup, styling, lighting and photographer that money can buy!