Madonna - what does she look like ?

[Whizzz]

I'm sorry but how old is she & what is she wearing on Parky ???
You should not wear a vest with arms like hers....



< bitch now over >

[swings]

Dods, I can't think of many 47-year-olds who look like her. I've never been a 'fan' of hers but I think she's been such an important female figure and she's fascinating and doesn't deserve the kinds of attacks in the press she gets. Especially not over her appearance. That sucks.

[expatinscotland]

We have an English cat. Well, he's from Berwick.

I remind him everyday that he is an English cat dependent on American and Scottish charity, so he'd best not mouth off to me.

He never listens and grouses more than any cat I've ever had.

[expatinscotland]

Well, she doesn't read papers or magazines so I feel perfectly justified in writing she has a face like a well-skelped arse. B/c she has. .

[Dodsey]

Do the keyboards down south ( yes, in relation to me you're a southerner ) have the keys in a different place tothe scottish ones.

[swings]

But why have to slag off her looks at all?

[expatinscotland]

Why not, swings?

I mean, why shoot off fireworks a week after Bonfire Night?

Why eat sprouts at Xmas dinner?

[swings]

Because it reminds me of nasty schoolgirls picking on each other's physical appearance.

In your book then:

Why not be racist?
Why not be homophobic?

[Rhubarb]

I got a French keyboard that sucks ass, big time! Madoona is a holty icon you bigots!!!

What does bigot mean anyxay?

[noddyholder]

I love her you are all bitter and twisted jealous old witches I shall be checking bingo wings and waistlines at the meet up MERRY XMAS

[expatinscotland]

Aw, ffs, swings! You're not actually taking this seriously?! If it reminds you of nasty schoolgirls, why are you still hanging around reading the thread? Why not just 'rise above', take the moral high ground, etc. and leave us low lives to it?

[expatinscotland]

Rhubarb
Pour 'swings' a large glass of French wine. She needs it.

[mugface]

i think madonna is the most amazing performer ever. I saw her live last year and she was incredible.
imo she looked and sounded fantastic tonight and i could've watched her all night.

[expatinscotland]

Oooo, I have a thick waist. Am 8 months pregnant.

My arms have always been matchsticks, though. Don't like 'em much at all.

My sister has bingo wings and she calls it her 'turkey leg arms'.

[Dodsey]

Stop, stop. This was meant to be good old British & American wit.
Don't let us go to bed sad
My husband will try to cheer me up in his tried & tested manner- & I'm not in ther mood

[expatinscotland]

I have seen Madonna. A boy I used to babysit down the street wanted to see her and his folks didn't want to go, so they bought me a ticket to chaperone him. It was the Blonde Ambition tour.

'Queen' was SO much better!

[swings]

Well, I was wondering actually why YOU got involved in a thread about someone you have so little liking for. Pot calling the kettle I think.

I don't think I'm on a moral highground I just hate women slagging off other women's appearances. I don't get it.

But, you're right, this thread isn't for me. Even though I think you're in the minority for describing her so cruelly as you have.

[expatinscotland]

Is he Scots, Dods? That could explain it! The whole place is crawling w/mingers !

I mean, I ken why I'm here .

[expatinscotland]

I'm having a LARF, swings. FFS! Get a grip.

[Rhubarb]

So yeah, Americans, aqren't they all weird though?

[Rhubarb]

Swings - heer's a glass of wine dear. You are lovely. Do you like ducks?

[MistressMary]

Get into the groove.

[Dodsey]

OOPs Rhubarb, the words "people in glass houses" comes to mind when I read my messages, sorry
I will use the preview button
I will use the preview button
I will... oh for F.S, forget it, post.....

[expatinscotland]

They are, Rhubarb. That's why I'm no longer there. No one wants to have a laugh. Everyone's WAY too serious and takes everything personally and gets all black affronted at utter FA.

It's like Ibrox or 'Parkheid' if they put a booze ban in place .

[swings]

Yes, ducks are good. Why?

I've got a beer here already thanks.

[expatinscotland]

Rhub
Aren't the French afraid of bird flu? Ducks! They're quite nice a l'orange.

Much better than Pringles .