Madonna - what does she look like ?

[Whizzz]

I'm sorry but how old is she & what is she wearing on Parky ???
You should not wear a vest with arms like hers....

< bitch now over >

I think she looks absolutely fantastic, especially for 47. She's a performer, she can change her accent to whatever she wants.

BLASPHEMY t(he lot of yoyu! How would you feel giving birth in a stable ffs??????

Despite all the comments about her appearance I do think she looks really happy now. Guy Ritchie is obviously good for her.
Oh God they've started on religion now!!!

Performer. Aye, that's it. An actress she ain't .

But what's wrong with her appearance? Seriously. I really hate this 'Now' magazine way of slagging off other women. Are your arms perfect?

No, but I don't go wearing vests, either.

What's wrong w/her appearance? Well, we'll start w/her face. Looks like a well-skelped arse.

Clothes. Where are T&S when you need them? Like school in the summertime - no class.

expatinscotland, god you are starting to sound Scottish! The use of 'aye ' gave it away
Can't believe an American is downing one of their greatest female pop stars ever.

She has to wear a fecking vest, it's fecing cold in that tyhere stable! Where are you lot frol ffs! Leave her alone!

Aye

'well skelped-arse' - your on a roll expatinscotland
I'm Scottish by the way, so you can't get anything past me!!!!

She defines NAFF, Dods. She always has. Yuk.

Even back in the 80s, I was like, WTF is this?! Eeeew.

She's one of the few who gets worse as she gets older. Britney needs to take note now before she finds herself in a trailer park.

That's one of DH's favs - face like a well-skelped arse.

Minger. That's another one of his favs.

expat, I can't take anymore

Minger is Mancunian and you cannot use that unelss you is from Manchester. Trailers? What'sq rong with living in a trailer?

Erm. Trailers. I can't go there. .

Swings I'd give you both my 'Bingo wings' to look like her. [ my DH would too]

She honestly needs Sharon Osbourne's plastic surgeon like a junkie needs dope.

She's a crisis case. He should clear his schedule and beg her to sign the consent forms.

Or, better yet, anyone ever see the film 'Face Off'? .

Sorry Rhubarb you don't have exclusivety over Mingers. We had loads of them at school in Scotland, & that was in the 70's & 80's.
Yup, shock horror, I'm almost as old as Madonna
But I don't look anything like her

Soooooooooo, by your own admission,; you have lots of mingers in Sctoland! Lucky you!

Madonna with the face of John Travolta!

It'd be an improvement, Dods. .

Rhubarb, I'm shocked at how easily you got one over me!!
We did have alot but I didn't say they all had Scottish accents!!

You are Scvottish, wxhy are you shocked that I got one over one you?