I've never looked at the Toast online magazine before. Great clothes, but my goodness, are they heading for pseud's corner!
'As we journey through the season we arrive at the conservatoire, where melody is interpreted as a sensorial, immediate form of art - felt before it is understood. Donegal knits in flecked yarns speak to sweeping symphonies.'
My jumpers have never spoken to anything. Clearly I'm buying the wrong jumpers.