@Alpacasoft Yes, it's the high cotton content I'm being snooty about 🤣 As you say, marmite. Also though, just such an odd design choice.
Make a thick folksy coat with blanket stitch edging and blanket in the name out of a fabric that could be an actual blanket. Make a separate wool-cotton coat, for those who want something with whatever beneficial properties cotton might allegedly bring. 😉🤯🤷♀️
I have a mini-skein of yak somewhere, barely enough to pet from time to time; a whole coat would be a thing of wondrous warmth and beauty!