@clowniform I had my Kindred privileges revoked, and I've been a Toast customer since the very beginning!
Truly, failing to buy and/or returning items which don't fit or suit due to dodgy pattern matching, or lack of basic tailoring techniques, or inconsistent sizing, or declining standards, or non-existent quality control is a sign of a discerning mushroom pocketer who upholds the highest community standards - so what could they possibly object to?
The wee bleepity bleeps.