Skinny jeans (soooo dated) especially spray on ones on boys.
Cold shoulder tops (nuff said)
Asymmetrical / graduated bobs.
Plum / deep red coloured hair.
Bench, Superdry, White Stuff, Fat Face, Millets etc style clothing (style vacuum).
Bretons with flowers and random designs on, all that awful floral, embroidered style free “mum”wear in general.
Just because I have a child I still enjoy fashion.
JOE BROWNS (why? Just why?)
Over filled lips and faces.
Michael Kors, DNKY bags (tragic)
Skin tight thin lycra that shows every detail of your body.
Crusty heels and toes in flipflops/sandals (vom).
SKETCHERS (I’d rather die)
POLYESTER CLOTHING! (primarni sells a ton of cotton, no excuse)