@maddiemookins16mum
Better than unflattering leggings and vest tops showing too much pasty flab.
You saw me out for my run/jog/walk/waddle in the park yesterday morning, then?
Don't worry, I won't offend your eyes for much longer - my gym membership goes live at midnight. Just stay away from my route home.
(How the fuck am I supposed to get fitter/slimmer if I'm only allowed to wear suitable clothing once I'm already fitter/slimmer?)