OK, I have no idea what the cryptic clue is about....
But last night I had a very vivid dream that DS was marrying one of the Dutch princesses (not completely unfeasible - the ages match up and we have friends in common, though we have never met and prob never will). Anyway, as the Mother of the Groom I was completely and utterly outshone by Maxima as the Mother of the Bride. Of course. And I was furious about it and tried to get big sleeves put onto the outfit that I had already planned for the event the following day....and then I woke up.
Anyway, I blame you lot on this thread 