Your worst shop ever to have to buy ALL your clothes from..

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And what you look like in those clothes... ( you have to do a google pic - a like)

I once tried something on in a cos shop. The XS could have fitted an elephant.

M&S is the worst culprit, Next not great. I am too old for H&M or Topshop. Walked into Wallis today and walked straight out. Used to like phase eight but way too mother of the bride now. Doesnt leave much . (like some things in mint velevt tho-wish they would do a bit more colour)

I always feel you have to be ironic to wear Cos. In theory I should be able to wear it..I'm six feet and size 14.
But I look all wrong.
Just frumpy and sack like.

Tesco . I think I would spontaneously combust with all the static from the polyester.

I have a couple of cos silk knot front blouses I wear with leather jeans and heels or boots they are lovely The dresses are good in winter

Sharon Karen Millen

Cos for the weirdness as illustrated brilliantly down thread.

Toast. Ok if you are a winsome cutie doing a boho look. But you are not. You are a middle aged woman in a fawn hessian dress and librarian sandals.

I heart COS but its sizing is basically totally random.

White Stuff and Fat Face.

I'm 5'1. Nothing in those shops has ever met a person who is under the height of 5'7.

River Island and Bon marche

Crumblevision- so true about tesco! Hee hee

Peacocks, just grim.

Somewhere like millets, all comfy fleece.

Lidls aisle of doom

Fat Face. I would genuinely rather wear cheap polyester Tesco stuff day-in, day-out than Fat Face's frumpy teacher-look full time. Those prints. My EYES.

Also, I would be permanently half naked if I were limited to Fat Face, as their vanity sizing is so extreme that I wouldn't be able to walk down the street without my trousers falling down. That would be problematic.

Forever 21 is hooker wear

Lipsy (trampy)
Joules (dull)

LOL at Lidl.

They only ever have massive or tiny sizes in stock. I don't think I'd actually be able to construct an outfit from there.

But I'd be well equipped with power tools, snowchains and storage units.

aisle of doom

I love White Stuff fabrics/shades/shapes .

On the displays.

But when I try them on they just look awful. I'm not curvy and medium height so I don't understand why they look as horrid as they do.

( Or why I persist in trying to find something there that will look nice. It's just not going to happen.)

Doh! I meant White COMPANY.

Desigual. Their stuff looks like it's been vomited on by a sewing machine on LSD. I think it's in Spain that they have promos where you can pick a free outfit you like if you turn up in your underwear. I could never go, it'd be a cold trip home...

I am surprised so many people don't like Zara. I am short and petite - Zara really suits me except the trousers.

Desigual with Irregular Choice shoes - Urgh.

I love this thread!

Funny, Jane Norman was heaven to me 8 (??) years ago. I'm a little over 30 now and If you shopped in Jane Norman, you had made it
I actually had a look on the website a few weeks ago and the dresses appear to be exactly the same as they were 8 years ago I find them incredibly tacky now. Quality was good though.

Boden - I just don't get the MN obsession.

Next - Love, love, love it for DC but really dreadful for adults. I always associate it with depressing office wear.

I love Primark for the first wear. It all goes downhill very quickly after the first wash.

Anywhere "designer".

I am not huge but am not a size 12. I also could never justify spending hundreds of £ on one outfit.

Seriously, George, F&F, Primark, H&M and sometimes Next will do me.

I can't stand clothing snobbery.