Your worst shop ever to have to buy ALL your clothes from..

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And what you look like in those clothes... ( you have to do a google pic - a like)

I second or third Zara. It's all badly shaped, oddly sized and often tatty.

Boden
Debenhams

Hadn't looked in White Stuff till recently after friends were raving about it. I came out thinking wtf . People pay to wear that shite?

Tk Max - Such an odd collection of stuff, all of it dated and strange.

Next - It all looks so cheap when it isn't. Garish colours, loads of black trousers and horrible shoes.

I love Fat Face and White Stuff, so Mary's list makes me think that is probably like Mantaray too!

Hmm, probably Next or M&S.

Zara or h&m - I'd never be able to wear trousers again as I'm smaller than 6 foot and not a size 8(!)

Super dry or Paul's Boutique type. Just not me.

Toast. Just awful for me.

Paul's Boutique
Juicy Couture or Goldigga would be similarly hard to pull off.

Next
Boden
Wallis
M&S apart from food and undies.
Too boring and dull.

Seasalt. Garrrrrhhhh! So Mumster.

Ah I meant Toast when I said Hush!

Seasalt
Boden
Joules
Toast
All mumsy and frumpy.

Jane Norman
Quiz
All cheap and nasty.

<a class="break-all" href="https://s3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/2KpPWFH7DSZ9pHhCp6PK5w--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/tv/2013-08-28/730d9845-091c-4baa-976c-2e2102169166_prisoner-cell-block-h-630.jpg" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Me and noddy in Toast!

I have a pair of old Jane Norman skinny fake leather jeans best ones I've ever seen! They closed here

I hate the whole White Stuff/Boden/Fat Face look, although I know other people really love it. Also not keen on Mint Velvet or Phase 8.

I have the hair and everything!

I've never bought anything in uniqlo apart from for my ds

All Saints.

Makes me look like a bag lady.

Jane Norman

Superdry or hollister. Fine for teens, but not for proper adults.