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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

Oh god it hurts! Huge boil?

344 replies

MrsDrake · 10/06/2022 19:06

What on Earth is this and what do I do with it?!

This is in a VERY delicate area and is absolute agony.

OP posts:
FlibbertyGiblets · 10/06/2022 21:11

I too think tree frog, the translucency of the casing is v reminiscent of frogspawn <nods>

HardTimesHarder · 10/06/2022 21:13

Hope you’re okay, op!
it looks sore

AmaryIlis · 10/06/2022 21:15

EcafTnuc · 10/06/2022 21:00

Oh oh oh. I've got one of these at the minute. Post-Poppage.

I put a mega hot compress on when it looked sort of like yours, and then when i manipulated my skin to look at it, it was already oozing. No needles needed. Absolutely vile but fascinating.

And you didn't film it?

Be ashamed. Be very, very ashamed.

Spornporn · 10/06/2022 21:16

I'd be really really careful. An ingrown hair led to infection, sepsis, emergency surgery and being really unwell for me.

Much as I'd love to see this pop, I'll never take the risk and mess about with one again.

Pikafuckingwho · 10/06/2022 21:16

Ill join you!! I have one as well. I was about to post on here for some advice on how to get rid of it! I’ve just had a boiling hot shower. Nothing.

I can’t even take a pic there is a mass of pubes in the way.

easylikeasundaymorning · 10/06/2022 21:17

Another one also saying be careful.
I had something similar last year just on top of my bikini line and started to feel rubbish , after 2 days of antibiotics it was only getting bigger and I was starting to feel worse and worse.
Ended up under GA in surgery having it removed and had to have the wound re-packed for 6 weeks after. Grim.

MargaretThursday · 10/06/2022 21:19

It looks like an eye 🤣

Fuuuuuckit · 10/06/2022 21:20

BenCooperisaGod · 10/06/2022 20:14

I wouldn't advise stabbing. Hot bath gentle squeeze, and if you happen to have a head mounted go pro, a nice recording.

I mean, no-one should advise stabbing.

But it needs stabbing OP. And yy to pp's suggestion of the head-mounted GoPro. Please.

Loosingitall · 10/06/2022 21:23

That looks sore!
I also admire your willpower. I’d have had to attack that myself on discovery. Something wonderfully satisfying about a good squirter.

comedygeniusx · 10/06/2022 21:25

I had a smaller version due to waxing I touched mine and it gushed 🤢 out. Have a small scar now. Please update!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BouncyMonk · 10/06/2022 21:26

Why do people start these braggy threads on a Fri night? It’s bad enough when the OP says they’re skint on 100k… but that bad boy? You jammy bugger!

Laiste · 10/06/2022 21:29

123ROLO · 10/06/2022 21:03

I don't understand the first picture has the image been projected onto a wall

No my love. It's been scribbled round in black to block out private bits.

I had a biggish blob on one of my flaps a couple of years ago and wanted to stab it but it was just too painful.

So i put a blob of bonjella on it.

Yes it stung like crazy but then did go numb and yes i stabbed it and YES! Pale green/yellow pus arrived and it healed within a day or two.

I would not recommend this course of action obvs. Unless, y'know, you were desperate .........

😎

Catmummyof2 · 10/06/2022 21:31

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Hatecreatingausername · 10/06/2022 21:40

This is such a coincidence, i have the same thing, ive never had one before. I put a hot flannel on it while led in bed as i didnt have time for 3 baths a day like the guidance suggests, it softened it and some puss leaked out. Its not half as painful now & seems smaller already. No pricks neccessary

Firkinhavinalaugh · 10/06/2022 21:44

I had an ingrown on my bikini line. It wasn’t as “heady” but I decided to squeeze it when aboard the toilette one day. It hit the ceiling with force. I dug around a bit and nothing else.

except it came back and I ended up having surgery to remove what effectively grew to a third vulva 🤣

je ne regrette rien

good luck op and the relief of pressure might help the pain x

Rekorderlig88 · 10/06/2022 21:45

Has it popped yet?

bellac11 · 10/06/2022 21:45

This is a coincidence that this has just popped up on the page. I squeezed a similar one last night, same place, upper inside thigh. V painful but not now

I wouldnt have been able to view it, too fat unfortunately. I get them before my period now but years ago before perimenopause I used to get massive ones in my armpits. So painful, awful

Roussette · 10/06/2022 21:47

Please don't waste A&E's time. I'm a very boil-y person. I get these all the time, round the groin area (OK.... flame me!)
They come up, they reach a head, they go down burst. Hot bath, hot flannel and it will sort itself out.
OF COURSE if you feel ill, take different action but seriously I've had this sort of thing all my life and the body can cope without A&E

StickyFingeredWeeNed · 10/06/2022 21:50

I’ve had a dozen pilonidal sinus’ over the years - and yes, you can stab them.

having had gruesome and painful surgery the first few times, I tired of the palava and would bring them to a head/let them do their thing/salt baths.

the last one I had was on holiday in 2004. It was magnificent, however, I was on an activity holiday and didn’t have time to waste.

so I did what any sensible sporner would do. Ordered steak and lots of gin from room service. Ate and drank the lot then stabbed it with the hotel steak knife.

*you can’t squeeze a pilonidal unless your head swivels 180 degrees and your arms are 3’ long. You can however stab it with a knife in a mirror.

it hasn’t returned in all those years and I enjoyed the rest of my holiday pain-free.

the more sensitive of you might think twice about using a hotel steak-knife…

BenCooperisaGod · 10/06/2022 21:53

Fuckin braw

picklemewalnuts · 10/06/2022 21:56

You just need to break the skin... nick it with a nail scissors, prick it with a pin... let it drain, th relief will be immense.

Minniem2020 · 10/06/2022 22:02

@JasmineFlowering Howling😂😂

AmaryIlis · 10/06/2022 22:02

I never understand why popping something like this with.a sterile needle is a no-no, whilst encouraging it to pop by itself with stuff like mag sulph and hot water is OK. In terms of danger of infection etc, surely if anything it's better if it happens in a controlled way when you can ensure it's cleaned up and slathered in antiseptics?

rowkaza · 10/06/2022 22:08

TaighNamGastaOrt · 10/06/2022 20:32

Wow. I have sporner envy!
I had an ingrowing pube a few months ago, sadly not as magnificent as this.
Nice hot shower then gently squeezed it in shower. It was glorious, gunk everywhere!
Gutted I never got pics.
It refilled twice more much to my grubby delight. Second squeeze spurted on my clean bed sheets in a heavenly arc of goo.
3rd squeeze and it was done.
I miss my pube boil.
Can I see yours?

😂

JuneyJune · 10/06/2022 22:17

The top skin is very thin can tell by the fact it's so clear.

Needle just in that layer won't add to your pain as only needs to nick the dead skin on top and they the infection has an easy escape route.

Should also ease the pain quite significantly. Just make sure everything involved is very clean and some antiseptic wash to hand.

Come back and tell us what happened. X

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