*klaxon* Sporn advice needed

[RoseCuntedGlasses]

Ugh this is well grim, please bear with me.

I've had a pilar cyst on the back of my head for a few years now, and it minded its own business until last week when I caught it with my hairbrush. What started off as maybe a 1in lump swelled up to maybe 2.5in and hurt like fuck. Went to the doctors on Wednesday and got anti-b's and got told they could remove it but the Doctor that does that only works on Wednesdays and I'd missed her for that week.

I woke up in the night in fucking awful pain. It almost throbs and is so taut, if that makes sense. I can't lie on it or in any way that it almost touches the pillow. It's hot and the glands in the back of my head and neck are up and hurt :(

Just before I started writing this, something popped and now the back of my head it soaked with what I guess is pus The lump is still there though.

So my questions given that I won't get a doctors appointment today:

1. Do I just keep it clean, keep taking the tablets and get an appointment asap? Could be days though, knowing my surgery.

2. It fucking hurts and is spewing something out now - would a walk-in centre be able to do anything given that I'm already on antibiotics?

Thanks in advance, your gross friend,

Rose

ps. I know the rules. It's really hard to get a pic of the back of your own head, and it's covered by my hair. If anything further develops I'll ask DH to take a pic tonight.

How about calling it bud?

As in your little Rose-Bud ?

Superb update, OP. I love the shared affection for sporn on MN.

The picture of your twin smiling has made my day.
You did us proud OP.

"Hyacinth the Hairy Lump" has made my day

Hope you're feeling much better now?

OP I think I love you just fabulous

This has been the most enjoyable sporner thread on here ever. Take a bow Rose! Thank you from a committed sporner

I've been in a rotten mood today and this is the only thing that's raised a smile! (And small dry heave.)

Amazing!!!

brilliant reporting. Hope you are feeling okay.

This has been the best Klaxon ever. Op you deserve all the high praise given, it has been the complete story.

The bar has been set in Spornors corner and it has been set high - this thread should be nominated for classics for prosperity

Congratulations on your new arrival Rose! Hope the head isn't too sore

Congratulations! You
That is truly disgusting and you should be very proud

Bloody hell!!!
My DS just asked what I was squealing about from upstairs! That is a brilliant sporn post!

Thank you for sharing.

I always have to remind myself when I'm reading these threads that it's not normal to be jealous of people who are in and in need of medical attention.

I am so pleased that I have made some people's day

It's hurting like a motherbitch at the moment. Sort of stinging. Maybe my head is missing Hyacinth? WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

I've had a lipoma removed under local anaesthetic that hurt like a muthafucka when the LA wore off. Find yourself some decent pain relief & & give it time. All will be well.

Good work OP!!!

I'm morbidly fascinated. So is that a sac of gunk?? And were there any crackling noises as it came out?

OP: In awe :)
Punjana: you're from my neck of the woods I think, but you're right :)
OP: wwwwwwoooooowwwwwwwww
OP: I think I love you

The picture of Hairy Hyacinth with a face is quite possibly the best picture on t'Internet EVER.

Thank you OP, thank you. Hope your head heals quickly!

You da real MVP rose

I had a massive cyst under my arm and they had to give me general anaesthetic so they could get anywhere near it and a huge dose of morphine for afterwards to stop the wailing. But if it was on my head! Fuck that for a barrel of laughs. Wish I got a picture of my little guy now

You've made my day. MN klaxons are always disappointing. And the YouTube ones are a little much. But your lump was awesome. Well done Hyacinth!

Just showed dh without warning. He called me 'a fucking cow' and is retching over the toilet.

You've made my day twice in a row now.