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*klaxon* Sporn advice needed

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RoseCuntedGlasses · 02/03/2017 09:02

Ugh this is well grim, please bear with me.

I've had a pilar cyst on the back of my head for a few years now, and it minded its own business until last week when I caught it with my hairbrush. What started off as maybe a 1in lump swelled up to maybe 2.5in and hurt like fuck. Went to the doctors on Wednesday and got anti-b's and got told they could remove it but the Doctor that does that only works on Wednesdays and I'd missed her for that week.

I woke up in the night in fucking awful pain. It almost throbs and is so taut, if that makes sense. I can't lie on it or in any way that it almost touches the pillow. It's hot and the glands in the back of my head and neck are up and hurt :(

Just before I started writing this, something popped and now the back of my head it soaked with what I guess is pus The lump is still there though.

So my questions given that I won't get a doctors appointment today:

  1. Do I just keep it clean, keep taking the tablets and get an appointment asap? Could be days though, knowing my surgery.

  2. It fucking hurts and is spewing something out now - would a walk-in centre be able to do anything given that I'm already on antibiotics?

Thanks in advance, your gross friend,

Rose

ps. I know the rules. It's really hard to get a pic of the back of your own head, and it's covered by my hair. If anything further develops I'll ask DH to take a pic tonight.

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RoseCuntedGlasses · 08/03/2017 14:03

I feel about six stone lighter, but that might be the anaesthetic (or wishful thinking) :o)

It took maybe five minutes? Doing all the injections to numb it took longer than getting it out. Amazing.

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Chippednailvarnishing · 08/03/2017 14:07

Wow. I think that's the best sporn I have seen on MN. Congratulations OP.
It has a full head of hair! Have you weighed it?

PotteringAlong · 08/03/2017 14:07

Oh my! Good picture taking skills though Grin

Did they ask you why you wanted photos?!

RoseCuntedGlasses · 08/03/2017 14:14

Pottering for some reason I lied and said my husband wanted to see, rather than saying I had some people on the internet waiting for pics :o) he was really nice and wasn't fussed. I did draw the line at asking to bring it home though.

I can't stop looking at that pic. The hair! Fucking bleugh!

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peaceloveandbiscuits · 08/03/2017 14:18

The hair is what's stopping me going back for a second look, I have to say.

RoseCuntedGlasses · 08/03/2017 14:25

I knew it was my twin!

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HerRoyalFattyness · 08/03/2017 14:27

Grin oh wow. That's amazing.

picklemepopcorn · 08/03/2017 15:42

GinStar
😱🤕

fairiesandelves · 08/03/2017 16:11

Congrats to you Rose that's wonderful news and awesome photo!! Are you going to video of the removal of your 3 lovely stitches - purely for us to make sure they come out ok 😂

ohfourfoxache · 08/03/2017 16:12

Holy fuck Shock

That is very very impressive!

TheSnorkMaidenReturns · 08/03/2017 16:23

Wow Rose, that's properly gruesome. Thanks for the pic, and I'm glad you've finally met your absorbed twin.

Hope it stops hurting soon.

Now I think I might have to watch some dr pimple popper videos!

theworriedone · 08/03/2017 16:23

Wow.... ConfusedConfusedConfused

JDelanysCleanHorse · 08/03/2017 16:25

Have you named it (he/she/it) yet? Or is it called twin? Grin

bummymummy77 · 08/03/2017 16:34

Fucking fuck. Fuck. I just heaved. Thought you were being ott with the warnings.

Mos def your dark half. Grin

RoseCuntedGlasses · 08/03/2017 16:45

Muahaha, sorry Bummy! I'm grossly fascinated by it.

Seeing as I'm Rose, I guess it should be named something floral, being my twin n'all. Maybe something cheery like Hyacinth. Hyacinth the Hairy Lump

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SauvignonBlanche · 08/03/2017 16:46

Shock Grin,Flowers Gin

Groovee · 08/03/2017 16:46

Wow!

PerspicaciaTick · 08/03/2017 16:47
Crown
illegitimateMortificadospawn · 08/03/2017 16:47

This is one sporner thread which has truly delivered on it's original promise. Well done OP! Star

illegitimateMortificadospawn · 08/03/2017 16:48

Yep, Perspicacia's crown is justified.

TondelayaDellaVentamiglia · 08/03/2017 16:51

lawks-a-lordy! That's vile!

Well done op....excellent pics, and glad your evil twin has been excised!

TabithaBethia · 08/03/2017 16:51

Fuck me. Congratulations OP Star

RoseCuntedGlasses · 08/03/2017 16:53

Aww thanks!

I never win anything...this is so unexpected...I'd like to thank my family for always believing in me, the doctors and nurses who didn't mind me takings pics, the support and advice of all the lovely mumsnetters... and of course, Hyacinth, my twin, without whom none of this would have been possible

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TheTantrumCometh · 08/03/2017 16:57

This was absolutely fucking glorious. And where I've only just discovered the thread I didn't even have to wait for the payoff!

illegitimateMortificadospawn · 08/03/2017 16:57

"Hairy Hyacinth" has quite a ring to it!