*klaxon* Sporn advice needed

[RoseCuntedGlasses]

Ugh this is well grim, please bear with me.

I've had a pilar cyst on the back of my head for a few years now, and it minded its own business until last week when I caught it with my hairbrush. What started off as maybe a 1in lump swelled up to maybe 2.5in and hurt like fuck. Went to the doctors on Wednesday and got anti-b's and got told they could remove it but the Doctor that does that only works on Wednesdays and I'd missed her for that week.

I woke up in the night in fucking awful pain. It almost throbs and is so taut, if that makes sense. I can't lie on it or in any way that it almost touches the pillow. It's hot and the glands in the back of my head and neck are up and hurt :(

Just before I started writing this, something popped and now the back of my head it soaked with what I guess is pus The lump is still there though.

So my questions given that I won't get a doctors appointment today:

1. Do I just keep it clean, keep taking the tablets and get an appointment asap? Could be days though, knowing my surgery.

2. It fucking hurts and is spewing something out now - would a walk-in centre be able to do anything given that I'm already on antibiotics?

Thanks in advance, your gross friend,

Rose

ps. I know the rules. It's really hard to get a pic of the back of your own head, and it's covered by my hair. If anything further develops I'll ask DH to take a pic tonight.

I'm reading Stephen King's 'the dark half' at the moment and it's about an evil twin that becomes a tumour in a guy's head. 😐

You have a murderous twin in your head.

goddamnit just realised that wednesday is tomorrow and not today. the internet is soooo unfair sometimes [stampsfeet]

Please tell us that you're taking some one with you to film it for us hold your hand!

No definitely not place marking

So your appt is at 1pm will you be able to post pics/videos by 2pm as I have a sight test at 2.15pm . What an exciting day!

I have a meeting at 12 but will be out by 1. Excellent.

Yes chipped lets do a sweepstake : guess the weight & diameter ! I'll do a chart

Great chuckdaffodils make sure it doesn't overrun. Priorities tell your colleagues

Today is the day!

Aww you lot are going to be disappointed. It didn't come out in one go - there was lots of scarring or something so it wasn't the lovely shiny ball that I imagined.

So the pictures are gross, but I do have some. But they are rank and really need to come with a warning. It just looks like a hairy bit of gristle.

And I have three lovely stitches

Post post post post

Okay this is a warning!!!

Do not scroll any further if you are squeamish.

For real, it's gross.

Okay you've been warned!

Tada!

Omfg!! How big was it??? 😷😷😷

And stitches!

Wow.

How did they get it out? Incision and squeezing or lots of digging?

What did they reckon it was, sebecaous cyst?

Deffo murderous twin.

You just have to feel better now.

Really wasn't that big, the pile of crap wasn't more than an inch, I guess.

Omg that is totally gross !

Head wound looks sore.

You lot have made me laugh!

I feel a bit shaky not - was very strange hearing the snipping and the feeling the pulling. He'd done three that morning before me! It was an incision and kinda snippy scraping. Very weird feeling!

There's hair attached! So gross! Well done, OP, bravo.

thanks! This is the closest I will get to experiencing celebrity!

Congratulations, it's a Thing!

Seriously, hope it stays gone for you. Yay!

I reckon it was an evil twin. Are you thinking more clearly?