Chat: The Honeydragon position

[HoneyDragon]

Chattings nice I like it. Can it possible for us to have a place to chat banalities without being shouted at by the Me Me Fucking Me brigade, where serious rules all and all frippery and nonsense must be curtailed in favour of BIG SERIOUS TALK ABOUT BIG SERIOUS ISSUES, THAT AFFECT ME.

I promise if you do, I'll stay there

That is one fat cat! I'd worry about it eating the baby when the parents' backs are turned.

What an amazingly official-sounding thread title.

Never google dragonbutter.

Just saying.

Yes Tiggy, but let's ditch the _ and take our rightful place as Third in line to AIBU.

then push AIBU off a cliff

Cadburys would go up in my estimation a teeny bit if they brought back the Spira. Other than that it's Galaxy all the way for me.

How do you do apply your own vajazzle? Has anyone tried? I'd probably end up in A&E

Agenda Free

Hmm, phonetically it sounds like 'A gender free' there'll be cis related squabbles breaking out within five minutes.

We've got everything in as close to spitting distance as anything is from where I live. Home bargains B&M bargains, B&M home, TKMaxx, poundland, poundworld, 99p store, Boyes...

And the village general store that buys it from those places and tries to sell it to us for twice the price. They've never had vajazzle kits in the window, though.

Cadburys has gone down the shitter since the Yanks started messing with it. I'm currently shunning my kids' halloween haul because its so vile. Perhaps we could subvert MN's intent and give it like the sarcastic biscuits.

OMG Metallic you are right about the Agenda Free.

Ooh s cup of coffee through a spira

how could Mumsnet do this to us?

Justines sold us all out and turned out to be a corporate poophead

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING

Dear lord, I'm considering flouncing. NOTHING has ever flounced me but cynically getting into bed with inferior chocolate may do it

HornyDragon .

Yep.

We could call it the Coffee Lounge? That sounds a bit trendy and inoffensive.

I can't break it anymore Maryz, MNHQ are doing it all with out me.

There's nothing left to break.

I love you, HoneyDragon.

Can we talk about the size of wagon wheels?

Tbf, if Cadburys offered me six figures, I'd be happy half covered in purple satin. At least then I could afford a Christmas tree with needles.

'I found your post really unpleasant' shortened to

That works for me, it's greasy cloying poop.

It would have to be 'Instant Coffee Lounge'

You're right Vindscreen. It's not even chocolate is it?

So it's wrong to call it thus.

We should be typing

[chocolate flavoured lard]