Chat: The Honeydragon position

[HoneyDragon]

Chattings nice I like it. Can it possible for us to have a place to chat banalities without being shouted at by the Me Me Fucking Me brigade, where serious rules all and all frippery and nonsense must be curtailed in favour of BIG SERIOUS TALK ABOUT BIG SERIOUS ISSUES, THAT AFFECT ME.

I promise if you do, I'll stay there

I love the idea of Trivial Shit being the name for Chat Lite - excellent!

I did not know there was now a chocolate emoji, when did that turn up??! but am also deeply saddened that it is a sell-out advertising emoji, that's crap. I do rather like the option of using it as short hand for "eat shit" though...

It was bad enough moving to Australia where the Cadbury's all tastes different anyway (has to, to cope with different environmental conditions) - but now that the US tossers have taken it over and ruined it, I barely buy it at all. I just never see the point in buying something that works, and then crapping all over it - way to ruin your investment, wankers!

And Hornydragon - I thought your "position" was with your face entirely too close to Hully's arse? Or possibly somewhere near the ceiling when you find the spider where it din't ort to have ever been?

Also loved the iMac correction

Random Trivial Shit - as designed and pretty much ™ by Honeydragon...
and [Santa] just because.

Feck. Bloody capitals! [santa]

And we shall call it.....utopia! or a chewy faced fucker free zone

WHERE DO I SIGN?

Them-
Us-

It's going to be great I tells ya!

I've just had a thought - possibly not very original but meh - since MNHQ won't give us a Like button, maybe, just maybe, they'd give us a thumbs up emoji?

I mean, I love to type as much as I love to chatter, but it gets a bit boring sometimes for others to read, I'm sure [never!] so a nice "thumbs up" for Lois's post there would be so much quicker!

thumbs up emoji? Imagine the spluttering outrage that would cause

Custard pie emoji? Bare bum emoji? Come on maryz.....

I'm still after a sticking-out tongue emoji too, tbh. But since there isn't one, this will have to do:

Chosen for maximum impact, obvs. I couldn't be doing with wriggling gif emojis all over the place on a daily basis. And no, I don't belong in the Other Place - tried it, died of boredom and over-sparklyshit.

settles in with real, dark, bitter, Belgian chocolate - none of your shite English vegelate.
Come on, entertain me! I'm flu-y and need distraction!

There were only 10 emoticons when I joined, now there's 18 on the list. And that's not including ones like and that aren't listed.

and [bicycle], don't forget that one! plus I can still do

Oh boo, didn't realise bicycle had gone again

Although possibly that last one should be , depending on the temp up there these days

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I would love to entertain you more, exMIL, but I have a client coming shortly for a battering therapeutic massage, so it'll have to be quick.

Try this for size (although it will only work if you have FB, sorry, tried to find it elsewhere but they didn't have it with the same tune)

www.facebook.com/MetropolisFreo/videos/10153074644009764/

Aha, the tennis ball still lives! They should keep the bicycle, it had usefulness.
I'm a tit. It's still there.

back of the bus might be a good name for this. Everyone knows the back of the bus is supposed to be more fun and to avoid it.

Although trivial shit has a certain appeal:)

There hasn't been a good dinner party thread for ages. I'm thinking about having a dinner party just so I can start a thread about it.

Avoid it if you're a grumpy sort:) I'm sleep deprived.

I found a list the other but forgot to post it. Can't remember what was on it though.

Why has mn become all hand wringing and will some one not get rid of the fecking blue bar that has a mind of its own.

That blue bar is a pita.

Ugh, poorly child is in bed with me and all hot and snotty and snoring .... I keep waking up.