Chat: The Honeydragon position

[HoneyDragon]

Chattings nice I like it. Can it possible for us to have a place to chat banalities without being shouted at by the Me Me Fucking Me brigade, where serious rules all and all frippery and nonsense must be curtailed in favour of BIG SERIOUS TALK ABOUT BIG SERIOUS ISSUES, THAT AFFECT ME.

I promise if you do, I'll stay there

We have a home bargains and a b&m. We are utterly spoilt.

True. Vajpayee came up first though?

There was the vajazzle choice of a cat or a cocktail glass in Poundland. Haven't seen them since that year.

My iPad's now learned vajazzle- I only have to type vaj and it offers me vajazzle on the little bar above the keyboard.

A cat?

We do need a mumsnet lite. So no more lighthearted threads need be posted.

And mumsnet heavy. For serious issues, people.

Not sure where s&b would fit tbh.

If it starts autocorrecting such banalities as van or vase to vajazzle you are in trouble, especially if you wanted something to put flowers in...

I know RJ. I got her the cocktail glass.

Minds boggling at the thought of a pussy pussy. A glittery one at that.

Just before I turn in I'd like to take issue with your misleading thread title op, I only opened it so that I could tell you to take it over to the Sex topic

Style and beauty is SERIOUS.

Actually whilst MNHQ are IGNORING MY PLIGHT I'd like to ask them why the is Cadburys?

Have they not paid any attention but at all to the eleventy million threads on here upon which we have whined about the ever increasing shiteness of Cadburys? Where the fuck are we? NetMums?

Meh, the current MNHQ sex position is lying back and trying to pleasure everyone until it's time for Gin, then turning the cold shoulder.

Thanks Sparkling, I'm now coveting a JTM. We do have a massive B&M though, chin up, can't complain.

Are paying for the advertising they are getting?

I'm a scorpio, did I mention that?

'Agenda free' would be a good title.

Risky title. Someone is bound to complain that it is excluding them.

Knowledge of £1 vajazzle kits makes me sad I moved jobs earlier this year. My old team would have taken vajazzle in their stride in the office secret Santa & laughed their arses off, even the men.

What chocolate should we have?

I have pms and I'm trying not to eat chocolate so I'm happy to talk about it.

A lot.

Um, I googled iMac child and got this

Happy Birthday then, Chipped

My local branch of The Works were selling Vajazzle kits off for 49p. Right next to the loom bands, lovely.

Outing self as a bit common now, but I bought my Nan one (she loves daft presents). It made her day. I'm not sure if she ever used it for its intended purpose, best not to ask.

I agree with HornyDragon. How about: chat and serious chat? Or: Chat Classic and Chat Lite?

I don't like Cadbury's

I am already excluding people on this thread who are not within a reasonable distance of a crapola bargain shopping experience.

Ahem Cadbury 6 figure deal