'The thing is that MNHQ can blame any technical problems on Jeff now.'
It's probably a tad wider than that now. 
Poster: 'Why has my Customise gone funny?'
Anonymous Senior Staffer (ASS): 'Mumble, mumble, Jeff.'
Poster: 'Why have you got rid of Classic?'
ASS: 'Mumble, mumble, Jeff.'
Poster: 'Why has X,Y or Z happened?'
ASS: 'Mumble, mumble, Jeff.'
And so on. 