Dear MN Towers, can we pleeeeeeeease have a Yoni namechange competition?

[YoniOrNotYoni]

I'm sure Brian would offer a prize.

I am nominating JonBonYoni and YoniYoniYoniOiOiOi as my favourites so far.

Ooh yes SparklingYoni has a nice ring I think.

I feel like I need to try better now

Yoni madness

We will... think about it?

Brian's not interested in nice rings Sparkling :o

Don't think too much about it Rowan - you'll need brain bleach.

Do it!

You could be YoniMumsnet

I don't know whether UnexpectedItemInYoni has the same ring to it...

KneedeepinYoni sounds quite wrong!

Mine is Pulp Fiction inspired :o

YoniLiveOnce

?

You could be OpheliasWeepingYoni. Boak.

How about UnexpectedYoniInShaggingArea or UnexpectedMassageInYoniArea?

Yoniclimaxonce?

I offer the yonicokey: you put your left hand in your left hand out in out in out you shake it all about.

For your eyes Yoni
I Yoni want to be with you
Yoni the lonely

:)

Would I be kinkyyoni or yonifuckery? Hmmm.

Ooh I like UnexpectedMassageInYoniArea

UMIYA

Please Mumsnet can we have a competition, please?

Is there a YoniOneKnobi yet?

I do think a TWinklyLittleYoni sounds quite delightful :)

the cartoon version

My favourite is YonilovesChachi

Surely 50shadesofbrown has to become 50shadesofyoni for a while?!

YoniOneKnobi

Is Brian giving out the prizes?

Yonimyname?

I love this game :)