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Original poster

SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:09

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

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Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:13

Did you cling film the toilets or do I have to do that?

SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:13

I'm in. I can walk very quietly out of children's bedrooms and have the Special Skill of distraction. Could be useful.

Let's clingfilm the loos

SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:14

Ooo, Val. We are ONE MIND.

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:14

I'm not teuching the loos.

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Original poster
ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:15

Can we change their answerphne message.

"Your message, your call, hun"?

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topsyturner · 29/09/2012 22:16

Ooh me Miss !
I'll swap their salt and sugar pots round !

crazynanna · 29/09/2012 22:17

I live nearby.

Shall we take photos of their toothbrushes' up our jacksies...and psot them tomorrow after they have used them Wink [classic]

NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:18

Can we lay turf down in HelenMNs office and bring in a sheep?
Or is that too boring

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:18

Love that Norks - creative!

carzy - that's grim up the rim

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NorksAreMessy · 29/09/2012 22:18

I can do digital codes but I am too old and arthritic for skeleton keys these days

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:19

Sue. Love the 16 second x posting Grin

Can we fuck about with the mouses on their pc's? Make the left click and right click swap over?

And turn their VDU's upside down?

HecateHarshPants · 29/09/2012 22:19
Grin
Tee2072 · 29/09/2012 22:21

My speciality is to pop the letter caps off keyboards and rearrange them. Only works if people don't touch type. Although if you move the positioning keys also, can mess up a touch typist.

Also, emptying the container of a hole punch into an umbrella is good, especially if it doesn't rain for awhile...

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:21

VDU's?

Is that rood?

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Tee2072 · 29/09/2012 22:22

No, it's not Chaos. Sorry!

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/09/2012 22:23

I'm going to fill the bathroom COMPLETELY with inflated balloons.

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Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:23

Visual Display Unit, ie SCREEN you flipping doily

Sparklingbrook · 29/09/2012 22:24

I will come with you but I will be the look out, as i don't do naughty.

SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2012 22:24

Drawers full of polystyrene worms.

Valpollicella · 29/09/2012 22:24

Tee. Amazing. Am adding that to my repertoire Wine for you

BabylonPI · 29/09/2012 22:25

I'll glue the coffee cups down if you like??

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 29/09/2012 22:25

I'm going to replace the gin in the water cooler with water

UnChartered · 29/09/2012 22:25

[wunk]

PigeonPie · 29/09/2012 22:26

Oooh, or you can take a screenshot of what's on their monitor and then put it as the background (and nothing works!)

pepperrabbit · 29/09/2012 22:26

I'm not good with technology but I have some naice ham I can hide in the filing cabinets?