Aibu - men on sex topic

[Anxiodogo]

AIBU to picture many of the men who respond as being Kevins from Motherland?
It's the way they are so caring and at pains to make sure all women know they are all beautiful and should feel amazing. And really, they could never spank or choke Jill even if she wanted to because it wouldn't feel respectful or right.

Yes , @Mermaidparades . TBH, it can be a curse too.
Coffee… mine’s a long black as they say in NZ. See you at the 🌲.

@KevinFromMotherland sorry, pardon…you lost me at long 😆 I hope you don’t mind if I bring a friend @Anxiodogo was just saying she needed a little tuition on her Warrior pose…

And a flask of coffee and fresh homemade pasties please kev.

Do you mean pastries @Anxiodogo ?
Choux buns are a speciality of mine.

Oh, now this thread has taken a different turn from last night! Thank god you turned up @KevinFromMotherland . I almost didn't want to see what had been kicking off in the day. I'm delighted to see the choux buns are out!

Well, it’s obvious I aim to please.
Have to put the little ones to bed now and make sure my SO is fed and watered. 🍷🥩Then dessert, as it’s Friday.

i love that you’re a keen pleaser, Kevin. Are you easily led astray too? Cos that would be the ideal combo, for coffee and choux buns and flexible poses, of course. Thank you for restoring zen like calm 💗

Absolutely agree @Mermaidparades .Thank you @MovingonfromMartin .

Big thumbs up from me!

Got to get ready for Park Run. Anyone else going to Amanda’s for spag bol tonight?

Spag Bol? At Amanda's? A recipe for disaster if ever there was one.

No, sorry! We’re hosting a sleepover, fingers crossed no one needs to go home at 3 am or wets the bed 🙄

No need to go on about it. I've already said sorry 😖

@Surplus2requirements well thank goodness you did, poor Lola was nearly being sent back to the shelter for ruining my lovely Laura Ashley throw! And breeeeathe! Namaste. See you at 7, give me nibbles, no I mean bring nibbles 💋💋

Has anybody heard from Kevin? He should have been back from that run hours ago.

Sorry everyone. Did the run. Met Amanda. Wanted some help with stocktaking.
Heading for spag bol now .

I’m hoping for this

Please tell me you've changed out of those shorts... We don't want a repetition of that 'occurrence' do we?

Absolutely agree @everywhichway .
Levi’s … not those easy access things that someone was referring to earlier. I’m no Chippendale , as my own Mother tells me.
Don’t want to make it too obvious I’m “trying” .

😂😂😂

I wonder if Kev's met Amanda's squaddie?

I believe he's offered to teach him macramé

Amanda suggested it tbh. Although I thought it had a Japanese sounding name… origasmi or Shibari or something.
She loved the way I had stitched my name tag in my jacket. It demonstrated I was skilled with my hands. 🤐

@KevinFromMotherland you're adorable 🥰

Can I just say @Mermaidparades, that was so thoughtful of you to start a new thread. It was unfortunate it ended abruptly.
Hope you are all enjoying an Easter break .