Aibu - men on sex topic

[Anxiodogo]

AIBU to picture many of the men who respond as being Kevins from Motherland?
It's the way they are so caring and at pains to make sure all women know they are all beautiful and should feel amazing. And really, they could never spank or choke Jill even if she wanted to because it wouldn't feel respectful or right.

🤐

No wonder people feel uncomfortable posting on this board while it's being used as some exclusive club by a few.

Or an ongoing conversation

Not at all. Anyone who's courteous, civilised and polite is welcome.

Who made you the boss of the sex board? You don't get to dictate who can post or how they post.

Well, most people enjoy friendly banter, a sharing of information, a bit of a giggle. The vibe has been well and truly killed tonight 🤣

Can Kevin come and smooth it all over please?

Paging Kevin?? Paging Kevin?? To the Sex Board, stat!

I thought Liz had a bit of a rough tongue. She'd be like Mother Teresa on here...

Kevin has left the clique.

@LucyLeave he can’t, it’s like the Hotel California

Know your place, women.

@LucyLeave it really wasn’t that deep.

Really- you decided that was what was being said/implied?

I think you misread it totally, but then some people like to misread and mis interpret anything said by a man on this forum.

I do wonder why, if we all upset you so much over here, you feel the need to visit so often? There are so many corners of MN, why come here so often to disapprove?

I stay away from much of MN because of the vitriol thrown out towards people and the intolerance of people with different views.

It really was rare to get it over here. Not so much now sadly.

Sorry, sorry everyone. So late. The cats were sick just as I was leaving to pick up the kids. What have I missed ?
Oh , er.
I’m a bit embarrassed really. I’d never have thought I would be mentioned on the sex board on Mumsnet. What will my Mums say ?

@KevinFromMotherland
thank fuck you’re here, mate!
it’s all gone off 😂

Any time @Mermaidparades !

Kevin. Just share - your cock is massive isn't it? Please say yes !

@Anxiodogo omg we can’t take you anywhere!!!! You can’t just say that to Kevin! He’ll get all shy.
soften him up first with some pleasantries 😂

Ladies, I can’t divulge, although I am off to my yoga class and have been asked to stay at the back as I distract everyone.

Before I wrote that i had no idea I'd thought of you in that way. Now.....

I'm afraid that's why they had to ban the sexchat thread - all those Kevins were just proving far too much for MN womanhood.

I imagine your camel pose is something to behold then. 👀

It is indeed.
My 2 legged inverted staff pose is not too bad either. Watch and weep. 🧘🏻‍♂️

That’s quite advanced, you must be very…er…flexible. Kevin, maybe we could go for a coffee after the school run on Monday? Meet me at the big tree? 😉