AMA Swingers clubs.

[MrsBerthaRochester]

Anything you ever wanted to know about Swingers clubs/parties but were afraid to ask? And yes I know there is an mn Sex topic but its full of hairy handed trolls.

@ItsDisneyBitch

I thought killing kittens was so called because every time someone masturbates somewhere a kitten gets killed.

But someone may have told me that as a wind up.

I have not been to swingers club, but have gone to BDSM ones. They had a no masturbation rule, on account that it did not involve a consenting party.

So who else is going to be swanning around Tesco’s with an upside down pineapple in their trolley this week?

Would it be a turn off if you have a toddler strapped in as well?

@TheAbbotOfUnreason

So who else is going to be swanning around Tesco’s with an upside down pineapple in their trolley this week?

Would it be a turn off if you have a toddler strapped in as well?

I will be looking Would a tin of pineapple count?

What if you were to place your upside down pineapple on the conveyor belt when paying?

Do you think swinging is mainly about sex with other people outside your relationship, or voyeurism (watching others have sex or being watched)?

@Sparklingbrook

So it's like Halloween but instead of placing a lit Pumpkin in my front window, I place an upside down Pineapple?

Or a Pineapple upside down cake? Does that count?

Do lesbians go or is it just straight couples?

@Sparklingbrook

What if you were to place your upside down pineapple on the conveyor belt when paying?

Stop it! I'm eating late and you keep making me choke.

Fuck! That sounds like we're at the swingers party

An upside down tin of pineapple (I won’t ask if you’re a rings or chunks kind of person) on the conveyor belt just shows a lack of attention to detail in my humble opinion.

Unless you really, really fancy the guy on the checkout.

@Benes
Is KK still run by Lord Davenport??

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I have been to three clubs in uk. One in Paris and Torture Garden when it was in Edinburgh.

Gross.

Why is this in Chat and not in the designated AMA section?

Telling people to hide the thread if they don't like it is not helpful as it is in the Trending Now box.

I’ve just had a quick look at the killing kittens website. It used to be super exclusive now it seems to be all about body and gender positivity. They don’t tolerate any kind of fat phobia, agism etc.

But you still have to pass the screening with a photo?

@Boomerwang I don't get it about the toilet roll holders! Am I exceptionally naive?

@milkyaqua

Gross.

Why is this in Chat and not in the designated AMA section?

Telling people to hide the thread if they don't like it is not helpful as it is in the Trending Now box.

Is there something about the title that bothers you?

Do women come whilst at these clubs?
I’ve read lots of accounts/ stories about behind as various swinging clubs and the women normally day things like “had lots of fun” or similar.
Are women orgasming doing this?

@Adamryan Im single so I go with folk I have met before or a fwb as I dont have a partner. I have met couples where they both have sex with others, grouo sex or where one of them has sex and the other just watches. Its usually husbands who like to watch their wives with other men.
You can be as fussy/ choosy in a swingers club as you would be on a normal night out. I wont fuck beer belly guys at my local so why would I do that at the club?
Im sure for some folk thats ok but I have to fancy someone to fuck them.
As I said previously I have only ever shagged one random guy at a club and that was in the context of a threesome( two men and me)
I have been to a club and not had sex, just had a drink a chat and a dance and gone home quite happy.

Do the ugly people still get a shag?

Without being rude I always assume most swingers are unattractive.

Why do you think the woman wouldnt orgasm? Do you think only men enjoy shagging?

There was a documentary on TV recently about Liberty Elite in the midlands. It looked pretty sad to be honest. My ex had gone there and he was pretty grubby tbf.

@cherryvokr do you pull every time you go out to your local pub/club? Its just the same. Some nights you might meet someone you really hit it off with and other nights not.
Folk are really not getting that there is a social side to it. There are meets up where there is no sex involved, its just a good night out with folk you happen to have something in common with. O

Is there something about the title that bothers you?

Could you not discern that from my post?

@journeynotdestination I saw that documentary and I agree it did look a bit grubby. I havent been to that club but I found the owner quite creepy. But I think it was quite an accurate portrayal of club facilities. They are not hugely glamourous( at least in the uk)
They mainly are like a pretty standard local pub downstairs and I mean more Weatherspoons than your nice wine bar. I dont try and deceive folk that its glamourous.

@MrsBerthaRochester no, I love shagging myself! But I’ve never heard a woman say “and then I came lie a train”….: not that I engage much with swingers club literature, just a few things I’ve read on here. The language used is often coy. So I just wondered.