Sure we broke the law today but how serious would it be if we had been caught?

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DH and I have a fairly active sex life, usually have sex around 3 times a week although lately it has been more often. When we were younger (46 and 42 now) we were more adventurous, lots of dressing up, toys and DH used to love filming me which I'm not into anymore. He's quite an exhibitionist and I suppose I am too.

Whenever we go to the cinema he loves to touch me and the last few times we've gone we've ended up masturbating each other and we've both came. I should add at this point that it's usually at least a certificate 15 film so there are no young kids around. We also tend to go to the early afternoon shows which aren't so busy do I'm not sitting next to anyone at the time.

I can't deny that I get really turned on but have worried recently about the prospect of being caught and the police being involved. We both work with vulnerable groups and have been disclosure checked for our jobs so any criminal charge of a sexual nature would be very serious. DH isn't worried but I am.

We don't openly touch one another so that it's obvious. No flashing at strangers 😀

This is one of the grimmest things I've read on here. I feel like I live in an alternate universe to some others at times, what you're doing is so unacceptable and very antisocial. Absolutely minging.

i would be appalled if,as I sometimes do, I had treated myself to a midweek cinema trip and you were there. Honestly it's really not on, OP, I'd make a massive scene if I noticed. Jesus H. You don't bring your sex life into other people's leisure time.

I am far from a prude but you do realise somebody is going to sit in those seats afterwards unaware that you've both been fiddling with each other in them The only way I can describe it is dirty and disgusting, keep it away from the public who just want to watch a film not go dogging.

Probably a stealth boast about being able to afford the extortionate price of cinema tickets

Back to the op : it's totally inappropriate, with a disregard for anyone attending or working in the cinema. I'd imagine you would lose your job if you get caught. Deservedly so, IMO!

Go outside to a forest or another outsid space which you won't smear up.
Cinema seats will be ruined!
You are thoughtless in the extreme.
Plus it is grim for others if they are trying to watch a film.
Teenagers don't surprise me but you should know better.

MN is a weird place...

OP - that is just fucking grim. If you get caught and make the front page of the local paper then it serves you bloody right. You work with vulnerable people and you're doing that in your local cinema?? Where on earth is your common sense and good judgement

But op you must think it is ok because you said yourself 'usually at least a cert 15'

So you are getting turned on about doing it in public and the risk of getting caught in a cinema film which may have 15 year old children in.

If you said you only did it in 18 films I would think you grim but meh.

But you said yourself 'usually at least 15 certs'

So what you are saying is it has happened at less than a 15 cert and that if my teen choses to watch an film at 15 then you have decided that she is old enough that she has to risk possibly catching two adults at it.

My child would be worked up at that and upset (aspergers) she probably wouldn't go to the cinema alone again and I would be fuming and report you.

What I am trying to say OP is if your children were at risk of being exposed to someone acting in a way which risked them being on the SOR and exposed to sexual behaviour would you want your kids anywhere near them? I am guessing not.

But seemingly you get to decide that if my child watches a 15 film at 15 rather than a little kids film then it is ok for MY child to risk being exposed to sexual behaviour.

Fwiw my teens school was off this week when everyone else's schools are back so could easily be in a cinema in an afternoon in school hours.

OP, you said lesson learned but you don't really show it in the rest of your posts. Why would a 15yo not be emotionally affected by this but a 14yo would?

It's not often I'm lost for words

Disgusting doesn't even begin to describe it.

...and 3 times or more a week? I'm tired thinking of it.

I'm not going to tell you how disgusting and dirty you are. I think others have done a good job upthread 😂

BakeOffBiscuits - what you said.

I suspect that this is just a wind-up; but if they really are in jobs working with vulnerable people then heaven help them. I hope that they are somehow identified from this thread and both lose their jobs.

For Christ sake you're a bit old for all that aren't you?

I'd be completely disgusted if I had the misfortune to watch a matinee with you both. Equally I would not want my older family members subjected to it either, it's not only the potential for kids to cop an eyeful that's a problem.

I would absolutely take issue it you were looking after my elderly loved ones or vulnerable people. It's about respect and decency.

The point of the thread was to tell them how naughty and disgusting they were being. Obviously.

I'm amazed MN has let it stand

This is grim.

Please control yourselves.

I wouldn't want my 15yo to witness this, or to witness it myself.

I remember being about 15 and went to see a film with my friend and a couple were sat in front of me doing this and I felt absolutely violated! I still think about how uncomfortable it made me feel 12 years later.

This is the skankiest thing I've read in a while. Get some self respect.

Can I just clarify - you are specifically choosing films and times because they suit your need to wank in public? So it isn't spontaneous, but planned?

I also think it is a wind up.

I hope it's a wind up because this is grim. Dirty beasts.

Fucking hell, how absolutely awful-dirty, just fucking dirty

You should read this OP

www.inbrief.co.uk/offences/outraging-public-decency/

One of the first rules of kinkier sex - consent. This includes the general public who do not consent to see that sort of goings on.

Glad to see you've taken on board the opinions as it is grim.

That was an interesting link Portia.

To answer your question about what would happen if caught, OP:

Conviction on indictment or fine or imprisonment on summary conviction is a maximum of 6 months or a fine. A person can be found guilty of conspiracy to outraging public policy if that person makes an agreement with another person to engage in an obscene conduct.