Sure we broke the law today but how serious would it be if we had been caught?

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DH and I have a fairly active sex life, usually have sex around 3 times a week although lately it has been more often. When we were younger (46 and 42 now) we were more adventurous, lots of dressing up, toys and DH used to love filming me which I'm not into anymore. He's quite an exhibitionist and I suppose I am too.

Whenever we go to the cinema he loves to touch me and the last few times we've gone we've ended up masturbating each other and we've both came. I should add at this point that it's usually at least a certificate 15 film so there are no young kids around. We also tend to go to the early afternoon shows which aren't so busy do I'm not sitting next to anyone at the time.

I can't deny that I get really turned on but have worried recently about the prospect of being caught and the police being involved. We both work with vulnerable groups and have been disclosure checked for our jobs so any criminal charge of a sexual nature would be very serious. DH isn't worried but I am.

We don't openly touch one another so that it's obvious. No flashing at strangers 😀

Put it this way, I'll think twice about putting my handbag on the floor now that I know what could have been happening in that auditorium earlier in the day!

Information from Independent on the act:

habit of touching each other in the cinema whenever they go and watch a film.

What the op said she did:

Whenever we go to the cinema he loves to touch me and the last few times we've gone we've ended up masturbating each other and we've both came.

It's quite obviously underplayed.

How much ahherm er mess do you people make?

Carrier bags?
Sodden seats?
Damp patches on the floor?

I'm doing something wrong.......

Bitofacow enough to need a few tissues! When a man ejaculates it's usually a bit messy unless it's contained in a condom or the mouth. I'm assuming the OP's partner doesn't glove up before she masturbates him to orgasm.

This is why we need usherettes. A swift bonk on the tip, with a torch would soon put them off their stroke.

Ice cream anyone

This must be why the staff at one of the cinemas in Worthing insist in making sure that everyone is sitting next to each other. There can be 6 people in the really big cinema and they'll all have been given seats right next to each other in the same row.

haha glove up.........

What was the last film op saw i wonder? The Italian Job perhaps? Free Willy?

Hi Melvin!

You have to love I wish you well, and many orgasms in public without getting caught

Boogers - enough to leave the seats damp and then spill onto the floor?

I'm definitely doing something wrong.

Bitofacow - yes, you are doing something wrong.

I think I need to drink more fluids.

Melvin at work.

Enjoy yourself but be careful!

LOL some folk are so bloody uptight! Just be careful, you know the risks.

Seriously some folk on here need to get laid more often.

Yep and some folk on here have some self respect

... and also don't feel the need to get their rocks off in a dark room full of unsuspecting strangers, some potential as young as 15.

*potentially dammit!

Bleugh re coming on the seats and in front of children.

I'm no prude but this is making me uncomfortable.

If this is genuine then stop now. I'm no prude but if I thought two people were wanking each other in the cinema I would absolutely report them.

It's disgusting and it's illegal for a good reason. If you want sex in weird places find
Some deserted ones. No one else wants to be a part of your sex life.

I just got out of bed, went downstairs to relieve myself and sat on the toilet reading an article on independent.co.uk That Melv is a bit of a over sharer too eh? And sounds like a twat of the highest order

Yeah, so you're like a child of the universe yeah, be free yeah, be free, be free and wildly wank whenever and wherever that spirit of onanism grabs hold of you - grab hold of your life, and your middle aged genitals with both hands and milk the moose in Marks'n'Sparks, beat the bishop in Boden, shake the snake with soupy the bat, choke the chicken in cunting Sainsburys, grease the gash in Gregs, flog the log while imbibing Fruit Shoots, rub one out while drowning in a river of sweetcorn, buff the banana while shoplifting in Boots and yes, yes my sweet child of nature, go ahead and make the bald man cry in your local movie house......

For this is the way of the free and the brave and the truly liberated, wanking and sweating, choking back grunts and stale popcorn. You rest safe and cocooned in the knowledge that all others who do not participate in this way; those uptight, small minded, non public wankers, who only spill their sacred fluids on their own washable fabrics, their stunted repressed little minds are choked with jealousy; of your freedom, your liberation, your ability to cast off the societal restraints of this mad, mad world and soar, soar high into the ether, like a city pigeon, fapping it's way across a clear blue sky.

Any movement catching my eye now in the cinema.....oh god I'm going to be expecting the worst ..definitely won't sit near any couples

I wonder if we could put them off by flashing torches at people who are moving too much 😂

As for Melv; I'll just say that most people coming out with lines about sexuality not being restrained by law are doing some fairly illegal activities, usually far worse than indecent exposure. Which isn't a small thing on its own...

Gobblers