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Sure we broke the law today but how serious would it be if we had been caught?

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OrlandoBloomsBigBoabie · 04/11/2016 17:16

DH and I have a fairly active sex life, usually have sex around 3 times a week although lately it has been more often. When we were younger (46 and 42 now) we were more adventurous, lots of dressing up, toys and DH used to love filming me which I'm not into anymore. He's quite an exhibitionist and I suppose I am too.

Whenever we go to the cinema he loves to touch me and the last few times we've gone we've ended up masturbating each other and we've both came. I should add at this point that it's usually at least a certificate 15 film so there are no young kids around. We also tend to go to the early afternoon shows which aren't so busy do I'm not sitting next to anyone at the time.

I can't deny that I get really turned on but have worried recently about the prospect of being caught and the police being involved. We both work with vulnerable groups and have been disclosure checked for our jobs so any criminal charge of a sexual nature would be very serious. DH isn't worried but I am.

We don't openly touch one another so that it's obvious. No flashing at strangers 😀

OP posts:
OrlandoBloomsBigBoabie · 20/11/2016 14:50

Oh, and I only discovered the Independent article after receiving this PM :
(and no, this is not a message written by myself or my DH)

*Good morning,

I just got out of bed, went downstairs to relieve myself and sat on the toilet reading an article on independent.co.uk. It was about your story and the responses to it together with the fact that people reported you.

I would like to apologise on behalf of those who have a deep lack of love for life, those whose brains have been conditioned by what they see and hear in their social systems and live by it. Denying anything else that threatens their petty existence from being exposed as limiting and sadly more dead than alive.

What I mean by that is this. First of all there is religion. Since the capitulation of country after country to the Christian church their violent assault on all other religions, culture has fundamentally changed in the western world. Luckily we're on our way out of the darkness now. Your behaviour in de cinema is proof of that. The reactions of nay-sayers proof of the influence of religion on culture. The minds of most people have been conditioned to reject any extravagance. Unless of course it is the village priest taking young boys.

All those people reacting negatively to your story can be divided up into a few groups. Large part of them are jealous. They envy your courage, lust and excitement and wish it for themselves. Since they lack it, they try to talk you down to deny you that which they covet. Another chunk of them are probably the same type of people who would vote against gay people's rights, trans rights and get upset if they see two guys or gals kissing in public. Then there are the religious zealots who do not dare to question any voice of authority from the outside. Their internal worlds are void and deserted, their soul has lost it's fire and they have closed their eyes to Life. Slow, creeping death, on their way to the grave is their path now. Of course any combination of the above is an option.

Human sexuality cannot be constrained by law or doctrinal rule. Of course their are ethical boundaries about certain ages or cross species stuff, which abhors me as well. Whether a person likes it from the front or behind or both, is perfectly fine. If the risk to get caught makes your blood boil, fine. Do you prefer fields of grass, wheat or forests for your escapades, fine. We are all children of this world. Our taste in love making is as broad and diverse as the sky we walk under. Never lrt anyone take that joy away from you. Never. And of course, don't get caught, law hasn't caught up with human nature yet.

I made an account especially for this. I wanted to reach out and hope you appreciate that. I myself am a Dom, into all kinds of fetishes with my Subs. I have known that for a long time, but not until recent i became awake in it. The flame lit. Hoe i am looking for partners and Experiences. Morning will deter me.

I wish you well, and many orgasms in public without getting caught, but very much feeling like you could be.

I couldn't post to the forum thread or I would. I needed to be 90 days registered. Feel free to share my message to you in the thread if you wish.

Best of my regards and lots of sun light,

Melvin, Norway*
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OP posts:
klassy · 20/11/2016 14:54

You lucky girl, that's one to treasure I'm sure. Confused

OrlandoBloomsBigBoabie · 20/11/2016 14:57

No need for the sarcasm klassy. The sender told me I could share if I wish so I did.

Anyway, it's yesterday's news now.

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Matchingbluesocks · 20/11/2016 15:01

I can't believe so many MN'ers are so niave and innocent. It's not like sex in public isn't a well known thing

klassy · 20/11/2016 15:06

Who was being sarcastic orlando? One to pin to the fridge I believe.

Gave me the giggles that's for sure, on my creeping way to the grave.

Shakey15000 · 20/11/2016 15:10

Melvin eh?

Look OP, I don't give a shit how you get your jollies but I do care where. Not in my (potential) local cinema thanks very much.

Shove fruit in random orifices for all I care but don't wank each other off in a public place where there's children. And food.

Can you honestly not see what's all kinds of wrong about this? Confused Not that I'd do anything of the like, but I'd be mortified at that reaching the newspapers. Not rubbing my hands in glee at a random Norwegian who quite possibly freezes his dick off shagging snowmen.

Imagine if you were caught? Consider the worst outcome. Is it really worth it?

ilovesprouts · 20/11/2016 15:18

BiscuitHmm

GahBuggerit · 20/11/2016 16:10

is this sad grotty little thread still here? i hope to christ my sex life doesnt get so tedious that i have to resort to cracking my dp off at the pics to get my rocks off Sad

OrlandoBloomsBigBoabie · 20/11/2016 17:09

Shakey - there were no children around. It wouldn't happen when any children were around. We go mid week, on school days when there would be a maximum of maybe 8-10 people in the whole cinema, none of whom are sitting next to us.

I wasn't rubbing my hands in glee at making it to the Independent, I said I was shocked and flabbergasted.

I've never shagged a fruit/vegetable but may add it to my bucket list now you've mentioned it.

Having read all of the posts I can see how shocking it would be for someone to see us and I appreciate how it could upset them. I've been very inconsiderate not to think of this.

The point of the thread was to establish what exactly could happen to us, worse case scenario, if we were caught. It was not, as some have suggested, to boast about how active a sex life we have.

I won't post on here again and hopefully the thread will disappear soon.

OP posts:
ComedyBoobs · 20/11/2016 17:17

What the fuck is Melvin on?

Boogers · 20/11/2016 18:03

What an odd fellow Melvin, Norway is. I wonder what he's made of the thread about the woman who farted on a bus.

usual · 20/11/2016 18:13

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bloodymaria · 20/11/2016 18:13

Oh my word, Melvin from Norway sure has the measure of us. Yup, we're just too repressed to fully appreciate your maverick ways!

Ffs.

ShmooBooMoo · 20/11/2016 18:24

Not RTFT but you sound like a couple of animals with no self-control. You should have more respect for others in a public setting, no matter their ages. Your behaviour is skanky and distasteful.

Cagliostro · 20/11/2016 18:48

Oh Melvin :o that PM is brilliant :o

Boogers · 20/11/2016 18:55

I am looking for partners and experiences

You've pulled there, Orlando! Wink

Halloweensnake · 20/11/2016 18:58

Any movement catching my eye now in the cinema.....oh god I'm going to be expecting the worst ..definitely won't sit near any couples

Halloweensnake · 20/11/2016 18:59

Plus I will take something to sit on as well

Amandahugandkisses · 20/11/2016 18:59

Grin @ Melbin's PM

HomeShapedBox · 20/11/2016 19:27

This whole thread 😂😂

PortiaCastis · 20/11/2016 19:37

Melvin's minging wanking movie
Please bring your own 5p carrier bag to sit on

Boogers · 20/11/2016 19:41

GrinGrin

Shockers · 20/11/2016 19:55

OP, how do you clean up afterwards? Do you leave bodily fluids on the seats that other people have to sit in?

Boogers · 20/11/2016 20:10

Shockers you know when your feet stick to the floor and you think it's because someone's spilled Coke... GrinWink

Shockers · 20/11/2016 21:04
Envy

That's not envy...

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