Sure we broke the law today but how serious would it be if we had been caught?

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DH and I have a fairly active sex life, usually have sex around 3 times a week although lately it has been more often. When we were younger (46 and 42 now) we were more adventurous, lots of dressing up, toys and DH used to love filming me which I'm not into anymore. He's quite an exhibitionist and I suppose I am too.

Whenever we go to the cinema he loves to touch me and the last few times we've gone we've ended up masturbating each other and we've both came. I should add at this point that it's usually at least a certificate 15 film so there are no young kids around. We also tend to go to the early afternoon shows which aren't so busy do I'm not sitting next to anyone at the time.

I can't deny that I get really turned on but have worried recently about the prospect of being caught and the police being involved. We both work with vulnerable groups and have been disclosure checked for our jobs so any criminal charge of a sexual nature would be very serious. DH isn't worried but I am.

We don't openly touch one another so that it's obvious. No flashing at strangers 😀

Well when you have to wait 3 months to post here, I guess you've got to make it count...

Sparechange, no I genuinely don't get it.

Which is odd because I am often pretty strait laced about other things, eg letting children see films that are not age appropriate.

"how unlike the home life of our own dear Queen"

The OP says it's only usually certificate 15 or above.

Oh yack .... can't you put a film on at home and let the poor public enjoy their film without being subjected to that?

I don't think parents should be expected to consider the chance of their child catching sight of middle aged people wanking with gay abandon in the cinema when they're deciding if their 13 year old could go to see a 15 film

If you were doing that in the room with my 15 and 16 year olds, damned right I would report you and hope you got a conviction. in fact if you were doing that in the room with myself and DH, I'd still report you.

I'm no prude but that's disgusting - I hope you are making it up.

What a grubby pair you are.

And, not saying it makes OP right, but if the film is a 15, surely it is wrong for a 12 year old to be in the cinema? I am amazed how many people blithely say they would let their underage children see a film that has been judged inappropriate for their age

Missing the point spectacularly there! I don't want my 15 year old seeing 2 people that should know better having a danger wank when he goes to the cinema- neither do I thanks very much!

Eugh. Have some self control.

Agree with the double standards here, letting children watch films unsuitable for their age, which may contain sexual references, but really op, in a cinema?!?

A pp mentioned a similar predilection for outdoorsy pleasure seeking, of which I am not averse to. It's totally different flicking yourself off under a tree in a peaceful glade to wanking each other off in a ( possibly crowded) cinema

The work with vulnerable people bit is relevant because it shows the OP has poor judgement, blurred boundaries and lack of empathy.

This is truly gross. I'll never sit in a cinema seat again without imagining such things.

Grim. Please stop.

Is the real point of this post a stealth boast about how much exciting sex you are still having in middle age with your DH?

Because I really can't see a need for so much irrelevant detail otherwise.

'DH and I like to bring one another off in the cinema on Orange Wednesdays, what will happen if we get caught?' would have been sufficient.

Well when you have to wait 3 months to post here...

Pretty much exactly 3 months too

I think that's the problem with self proclaimed 'exhibitionists'. They think everyone wants to look at them.

We don't!

I ve done this. When i was in my late teens i very frequently had sex in my car and have fondled a boyfriend in the cinema on many occasions.

I remember on a few occasions just finishing getting dressed in the car after a quickie and a police van pulled up next to the car, saw we were both dressed and then drove off. I knew all the secluded dark places in the area.

The reason for having sex in the car is that i couldnt take anyone back to mine as i shared a bedroom and lived with parents and i couldnt go back to the boyfriends house due to similar circumstances.

I was doing a job at the time which required i was CRB checked and i looked after vulnerable people.

And i was in my late teens at the time not a middle aged woman

Probably a stealth boast about being able to afford the extortionate price of cinema tickets.

Electric it's gross because they're forcing other cinema goers to be part of their fantasy. I would not want to be sat next to a couple wanking each other off while I was trying to watch a film. It would be extremely unpleasant in the same way sharing a train carriage with a wanking man would be uncomfortable. Just because the lights are low it doesn't mean you can offend public decency. Go dogging or something if you want to have sex in front of others that much.

Forget the kids!

If I've just dropped the best part of £50 on a film, bad gin and gold leafed picknmix I don't want to have to endure someone cracking one off.

Just go dogging.
Cinema is bad enough already .

In my local cinema there is cctv inside, it look directly at all the seats and it looks like it's in night vision. My nephew works at it. Someone actually has the job of watching it and making sure kids aren't carrying on or people aren't using eCigs. You would most definitely be caught at our cinema.

Oh yes, a film is just the same as a live wank, of course it is and it's totally parents fault of COURSE it is. Ffs.

That's disgusting OP.

It's one thing being an exhibitionist but quite another to wank each other off in a public cinema, knowing there's every chance of being seen by young teenagers.

Weren't you recently asking questions about the sex offenders register, regarding drunken comments made to a 15 year old girl?

Yet you'd both happily be caught wanking?

Ming

No, I wasn't missing the point re underage children. Just interested as an aside that people admit they allow that to happen.

Anyway, I have just acquainted myself with the British law on this subject, and I admit you are all right and they would be putting their jobs at risk.

As for me, I am glad I now have the libido of a dead fish.

OP, if you are not a troll, you need to control yourself. There are places you can go if you want to indulge your exhibitionism, but the cinema is not one of them.