Advanced sex tips anyone???

[foureleven]

I dont know how acceptable this question is for mumsnet but Im going to go ahead anyway.

My dp is quite a bit older than me and the bedroom skills he has are... out.of.this.world. He knows things about my body that i wouldnt have even dreamed of. (and im not inexperienced!)

Any way, I really want to do some amazing things for him too but i just feel everything I do is well... basic!

He hasnt complaied and is always very ...ha hmm... satisfied.

Would just like to suprise him with something...advanced?

Good luck with that .

do you mean like deep throating
or anal?

btw I cant help you with either
I was just wondering what sort of thing you were after
they may be stuff on t'internet (I dont mean porn)

haha no not anal hahaha I mean techniques really. I mean, the whole in/out blow job thing I do but there must be some secrets out there as to how to make it a bit special?

Or hand job tips..?

Maybe im worrying too much and most men are content with a quick tug?!

Heehee mustrunmore.. I dont want to be too grafic its the way hee touches different bits (about 8 different bits) and the order in which he does it and the timing...

I must stress he doesnt do the full shebang everytime most days its a quickie but maybe once a week or more he pulls out all his tricks...

What are advanced skills?Do you get a certificate

Noddy, I think it must be like an AS level

haha dont know, will rummage for one while he's out and let you know

Perenium massage always does the trick

I mean prostate - doh!

ooh nikki... How would I go about introducing that?

God I sound like a teenager, I am actually an experienced woman in my 30's! I Just want to give him what he gives me...

Tie him up?

candle up his bottom?

that would at least be a 'suprise.'

Not lit though.

heehee have tied him up before but although he enjoyed it it wasnt a massive hit.

I think h epinkie up the arse sound sgood.. will give that a go later on

Re the licking balls... does your man shave kerry? I just cant bring myself to lick all the hair...

Not circumsized no.

Id love to try rimming... how did you get him in 'that' position?

re. the pinkie, a bit of lube wouldn't go amiss

Oh yes he is faultlessly clean.

So this sucking on balls thing may be it then... will just get over the hair.

He's going to think im having an affair when I try all this new stuff...!

with the pinkie thing also do a nice 'come hither' motion but not too much because it can sort of rob him of a rocking orgasm - be careful and it will blow him away

and ditto the nipple thing but it's a bit of a marmite thing really

eew ear nibbling bleurgh i would rather lick an arse

Is a strap-on a step too far??????

again really marmite but huge winner for some..

Here

That is just brilliant, BOF. Bookmarked!

kerry you are an animal

love it

how did you do that bof, thats wicked