Advanced sex tips anyone???

[foureleven]

I dont know how acceptable this question is for mumsnet but Im going to go ahead anyway.

My dp is quite a bit older than me and the bedroom skills he has are... out.of.this.world. He knows things about my body that i wouldnt have even dreamed of. (and im not inexperienced!)

Any way, I really want to do some amazing things for him too but i just feel everything I do is well... basic!

He hasnt complaied and is always very ...ha hmm... satisfied.

Would just like to suprise him with something...advanced?

Bitoffun forget the content of this thread, I am more impressed with your super duper link!!!

My dp is very good at pleasing me.
I, on the other hand, am a very selfish lover. I'm not entirely sure how to change that.
I hate oral sex (either way) so we never do that.
Dp would love it, but I just can't. I have tried, but just can't.

Oral sex is not exactly a human right though, is it? Of course somebody shouldn't do it if they really don't like it.

!!!!!!!How do you do that link!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd LOVE to have something to contribute to this thread. A cuddle would do it for me these days!

scans memory...draws blank

I do try. Not very often, but i do try. I end up doing a minute or so and then pay a bit of attention to the balls and then we have sex.
I think the reason I don't like doing it is because I'm not really very good at it, and yes, I know practise would make it better

I could do with some tips too...contrary to my nickname, I am not that shy in bed but DP does not like the following:

Teabagging
Perineal massage
Nipple sucking
Light bondage
Role Play
Food play

all of which I am up for...aaand he's circumcised so getting him to come via a blow job or hand job (even with lube!) is a pisser

Tea bagging?
WTF? a too scared to google

Where you put their balls in your mouth...they dangle don't they...like a wet teabag would...not sure if it applies to pyramid teabags though...probably just the bog standard ones

boak!

Very interesting discussion, Kerry, I am also interested in the Bj advise, I am never too sure I do it right, sorry to highjack the thread.

Sometimes I make love to my DP the whole way, you probably have done that too, he loves it, am on top and don't give in till he comes..

Have you tried Bj with an ice cube ? meant to be good, I have never tried yet.

Have tried whipped cream and ice cube - not at same time obv...

Didn't do much either way and got complaints that the whipped cream was too messy

Where is AnyFucker or SGB??

Creepy thread, creepy, creepy, creepy........
yuk, yuk, yuk - enough to make anyone want to become celibate for ever.

Don't listen to StrawberryMarks!

Great thread, keep it coming...

eh ?

Do I have a reputation for giving sex tips ?

I don't fink so...

I am usually found to be telling you to leave the fuckers because they don't give you cunnilingus often enough

G'wan then Kerry...what can I do with my DP - he doesn't seem to like anything

creepy response - silly, immature, juvenile - to be honest my teenagers would consider this thread to be pathetically immature. sorry just saying how it is.

kerry...I don't give sex tips, honest

apart from ...

vibrator, lube, tell him to fuck off if he don't make you happy

that's all you need to know, as far as I am concerned

I get a bit shy on the very detailed threads

Strawberry - no one forcing you to read this thread!

Shut the door on your way out then

I don't really like these sorts of er blow-by-blow details either. Can't people just email each other?