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Advanced sex tips anyone???

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foureleven · 25/04/2010 18:15

I dont know how acceptable this question is for mumsnet but Im going to go ahead anyway.

My dp is quite a bit older than me and the bedroom skills he has are... out.of.this.world. He knows things about my body that i wouldnt have even dreamed of. (and im not inexperienced!)

Any way, I really want to do some amazing things for him too but i just feel everything I do is well... basic!

He hasnt complaied and is always very ...ha hmm... satisfied.

Would just like to suprise him with something...advanced?

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loopylou6 · 26/04/2010 12:34

Petit, With ball sucking it helpsto sort of kiss round them, blow gently on the balls, then take them (1 at a time) into your mouth verrrrry carefully and sort of swirl them round in your mouth, again very gently, and at the same time you could be tickling the area between his balls and bum with your fingers

Malificence · 26/04/2010 12:35

The creases where your legs join onto your torso.

I think I read that term on a gay man's guide to giving fellatio.

loopylou6 · 26/04/2010 12:35

Oh and Strawberry, do get a life

Malificence · 26/04/2010 12:44

Foureleven - do some tantric massage on him and get him to return the favour, I fail to see how anyone can do it and it not lead to hot sex though. Tantric sex needs time but you can both have huge orgasms from it, the slow build up really works, it's the only time we have truly simultaneous ones.

You could also try a masturbatory toy on him, the Tracy cox stroker had DH making noises I've not heard before . It just looks a bit ridiculous, like a barbie pink spikey slug.

ShowOfHands · 26/04/2010 12:44

Arf, came on to link the same thing as BoF. She is my master in all things.

Dollytwat · 26/04/2010 13:21

yes what are those?

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Malificence · 26/04/2010 16:09

I have a severe choking phobia and never thought I would like a hand around my throat, until very recently, I don't think it will be a regular occurance though, it just happened a couple of times naturally.

Bondage does nothing for me I'm afraid, I don't mind a bit of physical restraint, but only by hands, I like interaction too much , the same with spanking, I don't like being spanked with anything other than a hand I think I'm a bit of a purist .

Kerry, my DH had a 15 year gap between blowjobs, I had/have a dental/jaw problem that meant even a tootbrush in my mouth would make me gag, I had to have hypnotherapy to be able to go to the dentist and be able to open my mouth wide, I need an op to solve the problem but it's liveable atm. He never once complained, although of course he was ecstatic to be able to have them again - I've found it's actually helped me to be able to relax my jaw too so he gets it virtually every time now.

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BigBadMummy · 26/04/2010 19:33

BOF's trick with the link

You go here: Let me google that for you

It started as a joke when somebody in the office asks you a really stupid "how do I find" type thing.

And for those of you wanting tips:

Blow job heaven

And as for Strawberry-chastity-pants

KerryMumbles · 26/04/2010 19:56

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BigBadMummy · 26/04/2010 19:58

I would suggest

Ear lobes x 2

inside elbows x 2

backs of knees x 2

Neck x 1

Small of back x 1

I once er got some serious satisfaction from having the inside of elbows licked

foureleven · 26/04/2010 22:00

Well, umm.. yes skin.. a little spot above my left hips.. (who knew) wrists, inside elbows.

I cant really descirbe the rest.. Firstly Its way to graffic and secondly I cant tell exactly becuase it feels so amazing I cant put my finge ron it (oops, excuse the pun!) but all around the lady garden area.

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Malificence · 26/04/2010 22:08

"All around the lady garden area" - sounds like a plan for the Chelsea flower show!

foureleven · 26/04/2010 22:09

Oh god I just read that link for over educated nympho.. and poor dp just got back from football with no idea of what he's in for!

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foureleven · 27/04/2010 10:04

Oh poo, it didnt go so well after all. I read that over educated nympho thing and was all set to go.. But when it came down (pun) to it I forgot all the tips and I dont think it was very good.

I dont know whats wrong with me! I couldnt get my head in a good position, couldnt really get his balls in my mouth and ended up with a standard boring old blow job.

We've been together a few years and have always liked loads of sex and still do, but I suppose I want to just keep it interesting for him and am drawing a bit of a blank..? Not that he complains!

Well practice makes perfect, so I'll try again tonight...

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pebbles77 · 27/04/2010 12:23

I'm just jealous foureleven that you're trying AGAIN tonight!!!

2 kids down and a bit of a jelly belly and my confidence is seriously lacking!! i'm keeping an eye for more tips

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foureleven · 27/04/2010 12:52

Kerrymumbles - yes Im going to ask him later I think.. Its funny actually as we have open chat about sex.. dressing up, positions etc but when it comes to asking about the particulars of what he likes I find it really difficult.. I think it sbecause I feel like I should know..? Maybe Im scared he'll tell me a load of stuff that i havent been doing for the last few years haha

pebbles, kerry's right - he wont be looking at the jellybelly! My only tip with regards getting in to sex after kids is... MAKE yourself do it. Its like biscuits, you have one, you want another and the more you have the more you want..!!!

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