Advanced sex tips anyone???

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I dont know how acceptable this question is for mumsnet but Im going to go ahead anyway.

My dp is quite a bit older than me and the bedroom skills he has are... out.of.this.world. He knows things about my body that i wouldnt have even dreamed of. (and im not inexperienced!)

Any way, I really want to do some amazing things for him too but i just feel everything I do is well... basic!

He hasnt complaied and is always very ...ha hmm... satisfied.

Would just like to suprise him with something...advanced?

Oh strawberrymarks the irony....

Here we have a thread about women having more exciting sex lives with their legitimate partners - and you say they are being "creepy and pervy" and "what would their teenagers think"?

Yet on Friday you posted in support of a married OP who was gloating about her afternoon's sexploits with her married lover, stating that in your book, infidelity was a far lesser crime than...wait for it...

self-righteousness

ooh i remember that thread. I was one of the horrible sexual deviants that suggested fucking someone else's husband was dreadful

i was one of the self-righteous perverts.....

Nothing creepy or 'yuk' about enjoying a satisfying sex life!

The strawberrymarks type of attitude comes from sexual ignorance and total lack of pleasure in life

Ooh ive just popper back on here for more juicy tips, cant belive anyone was offended! I deliberatly made the title very explainatory so that anyone of a sensitive disposition could avoid..

Why is it creepy please?

Its often hard to talk to friends in RL about these things as it is other aspects of being a grown up, like parenting... hence these forums are so great! I might not want to just google or read a magazine, I want to have a conversation about it..

And there are some wicked tips on here, cant wait to try them out! Thanks girls xx

P.s no one knows who I am or could find out from the limited info on my profile.. But if they did I hardly think my boyfriends going to mind if the whole world knows how amazing I think he is in bed and that i want to know more about pleasing him is he??!!

Strawberrymarks, I have just searched for some of your other posts to see what you are all about and I note an opinion of yours that it is more honorable for a man to stay with his wife and have a mistress than to leave and break up a family...

now thats creepy!

I hope it ever happens to you.

strawberry...you have been sussed

brilliant, just brilliant

Oh thank you all. My DH has been very about my MN addiction. I have just shown him this thread... he is now a convert.

but what would strawberry's teenagers think of her posts!!!

creeeeepy!!!

Oh there are some right miserable gets on here!!!!!!

Strawberrymarks, so you think that talking about enjoying sex and how to make it better is "perverted"? how very, very sad.
What a weird comment about "if you have kids" , erm, this is Mumsnet, pretty much everyone on here has them!

Just be thankful I haven't done any sharing on this thread.

My only advice to the OP is to ask her partner what does it for him - if he knows his way around your body he will sure as hell know what he likes!
For the record, not all men go mental for perineal massage, mine finds it about as erotic as having his elbow rubbed, teabagging is quite popular though - oh dear I said I wouldn't be sharing .

WhenwillIfeelnormal bloody brilliant post!

Yes LeQ, "I was so disgusted I watched it 27 times just to make sure it was disgusting" .

Married women, having sex and enjoying it?
Whatever next?

Strawberry; you're attitude is amazingly sad.

I love sex with my Husband, I cherish the intimacy and closeness that you get with someone that has first impregnated you and then sat through labour with you.
I love the "emotional and physical exposure" I have with him.
I could do with sex tips (because frankly I'm not that experienced)and being daring for me, means going to bed without bed socks.

The OP is not looking for tips on how to pleasure a strange man up the back alley; she's investing effort in a relationship.

um , so the whole sucking on balls thing....does anyone want to share (god i feel about 12) have never tried it as don't really get it. are you just meant to suck a bit at a time or take the whole thing in your mouth i think i need help and any tips i can get......

Kerrymumbles I read that as 'prostate massage with the tongue' haha my mind boggled for a bit!

The comunnication thing is really imporatant I agree. We always tell eachother what we want... for example he quite likes suprising me by laying fancy dress clothes out on the bed.. (strawberrymarks faints)

He's not got a problem with asking me to give him a BJ, but has never gone in to much detail with how he likes it as such..

We have got a tantric sex book we've started on too - yay!

Thanks so much for your help everyone, im going to out skill him next time heehee

KM, that works very well, but only on me, he just isn't fussed - however, lick his "cut lines" and his nips and he loves it, as for the whole tea bagging thing, a gentle suck of one at a time , at least that's all I've ever done, both together would be too much of a mouthful I prefer a tongue-bath type situation myself.

If you lick from right underneath and keep going right up and over the tip before a bit of (almost) deepthroating, you can't go far wrong as long as you keep it very wet.

Can anyone explain to me why some women, even the ones who like giving head, don't like the whole "head grabbing/hair pulling" thing? For me it adds so much to the proceedings - I find I can fit much more of him in when he's in control, but then I'm with the Lady Gaga school of thought "if it's not rough, it isn't fun" .

There I go, over sharing again.

cut lines ???