Advanced sex tips anyone???

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I dont know how acceptable this question is for mumsnet but Im going to go ahead anyway.

My dp is quite a bit older than me and the bedroom skills he has are... out.of.this.world. He knows things about my body that i wouldnt have even dreamed of. (and im not inexperienced!)

Any way, I really want to do some amazing things for him too but i just feel everything I do is well... basic!

He hasnt complaied and is always very ...ha hmm... satisfied.

Would just like to suprise him with something...advanced?

Copperjar and StrawberryMarks: You are entitled not to like these threads - fair enough, they can get juicy tasteless - but didn't the title 'Advanced Sex Tips Anyone???' give you enough of a clue not to click on this thread, never mind post on it?!

True- I suppose I just want to see what people are saying so I can practice my cat's bum face

Ahh but he is circumcised, which I love but just makes it much more well, hard (arf!) work

KM I think any man would be mortified to read this if it was written by their partner,unneccesarily detailed and revealing.Topic fine but really do you want your private personal life exposed like this on an internet forum?

Does he have a big dong? Reverse cowboy on him, then lay back against him so he can get you off with his hand as well as his cock.

And pretty much everything Kerry mentioned.

I like giving oral sex, though. It's a control thing and I like it.

Good idea or next time namechange!

My DH would LOVE me to put on the internet that he gets fantastic blow jobs

Oh dear - you are adults behaving like - complete perverts really. You should probably be posting on some rather stupid sex site - yuk, yuk, yuk.

You think you are "out there" but to be honest you are just - eeeeerg - creepy.

If you have kids, you would find these kinds of messages creepy. They would too - that is what makes all the adult perves look like - perves.

my DH is aware that MN has improved his sex life

that is all I am saying

So it's pervy to go on a site for mothers, who by their nature, have had sex, and talk about sex and how to increase your enjoyment of it?

I don't bring up my kids to believe that any sex act between consenting adults is pervy.

I am sure being deep throated by his partner and having his cock licked from base to tip is not peculiar to kerrymumbles husband!!!!

unless i have given kerrymumbles husband a blowjob!!!

strawberry i am a card carrying pervert as it happens, a proper one who does really bad things and talks about it

Nit creepy or pervy we all do it BUT you may want to be anonymous if you are being detailed

no, sm

I don't share very intimate details myself

but I don't mind if others do

this is not a site meant for children

if it gets a bit too vomitty for me, I can just fire off somewhere else

Strawberry you know after you give birth they don't sew you right up completely.
Having a satisfied sex life is normal and healthy.

Mind you PMSL at the idea of Tea-bagging sounds fairly strange. I've got visions of snooker balls wobbling in the table pockets for some reason.

can i just say that i have found mumsnet incredibly enlightening. thats all im gonna say.

thank you though! (on behalf of my DH) arf!

same 'ere, vics