Advanced sex tips anyone???

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I dont know how acceptable this question is for mumsnet but Im going to go ahead anyway.

My dp is quite a bit older than me and the bedroom skills he has are... out.of.this.world. He knows things about my body that i wouldnt have even dreamed of. (and im not inexperienced!)

Any way, I really want to do some amazing things for him too but i just feel everything I do is well... basic!

He hasnt complaied and is always very ...ha hmm... satisfied.

Would just like to suprise him with something...advanced?

411...I have never, ever heard a bloke describe any blowjob as "boring"

You are worrying about nothing, you daftie, I bet he is pleased as punch with his sexlife !

Talk to him !

lol @ the idea of any bloke considering a bj boring
please ignore copper and strawberry who realy should not read the thread if t offends them... this is a very enlightening thread...

Forgot to say - very old joke -
'What is the difference between a job you hate, and a wife?'
'After 10 years, the job still sucks'

411, choose 1 tip & stick to the until it becomes 'natural' then go on to another..

Trying to do too much will make it too much of a 'job'!

Kerrymumbles - Bondage for Sex - Chanta Rose - very informative, really quite simple and lovely pictures. Try magicians rope (google it) nice and soft.

Or bondage tape..... apparently.... a friend told me.....

differentnameforthis... good idea!

Tried again last night and was a bit more in to it got head in abetter position so was more relaxd. Think ill have a break tonight (mumbles through ching jaw) but try again tomorrow heehee

Some of you lot on mumsnet are quite weird. On the one hand you are incredibly conservative with regards to any kind of relationship that does not fit in with the norm. For instance, many of you go completely ballistic about anything that does not involve monogamous relationships, refusing to acknowledge the complexity of adult relationships.

For instance, you are hilariously incensed by the idea that anyone could even consider the idea of a non-monogamous relationship, or even entertain the idea that sometimes people find long term relationships, including marriage a little - dull.

Yet - when it comes to rather childish little sex tips the like of which you would find in some ladsmag, some of you get wildly excited, like 16 year old schoolboys. Honestly. my teenagers find this stuff embarrassing - most people would just do it (or not) rather than writing about it in an excessively breathless way.

It's just - rather pathetic really. Quite immature.

Also, there is a rather bullying sort of tone adopted by the little gang when anyone dares to challenge the supposedly "daring" status quo. Quite funny really!!

Good luck with the bjs not to mention the pjs!! (I'm putting on mine now, before settling down to the local rubgy team, partner included - we like it that way!!)

gosh, strawberry, are you still here ?

why do you want to hang out with such weird, immature people ?

God, Strawberrymarks, are you STILL checking to see if you are disgusted by this thread??

I have never in my time on mumsnet failed to appreciate someone else point of view or felt for their situation bu tmy days I cant fathom you strawberry marks...

excited about enjoying our sex lives and enhancing sexual enjoyent for ourselves and the men we love dearly.. how weird we are.

I quite literally detest myself for rising to this but we are not a 'little gang' it's EVERYONE ONE HERE versus you.

I guess I am a bit over excitable about sex but its great fun, why is it wrong to be excited about it? Are you not interested in your and your husband's enjoyment?!!!!!

411...didn't you know...strawberry is more interested in servicing the entire rugby team...

< awaits another deleted post >

Im glad im not the only one who read too much in to the rugby team post...!

strawberry...does it chafe after a while ?

somebody tickled your funnybone, kerry ?

Sucking balls v good.

Ear nibbling v good.

Sucking nipples not bad.

Strap-on: not my preference (sorry for being unadventurous).

God, I wish I had a man to put all this into practice on.

Good bed time reading though lol.

Not for everybody, but when performing blowjobs certain adolescent acts, making little mewing noise of enjoyment and pleasure can stimulate a certain level of excitement as one's fella likes to know you are getting as much pleasure out of performing said act as he is receiving it that a good time is being had by all.

Well Ladies, you enjoy yourselves, I am off to bed to meditate and purify my mind

I've been lurking a while and have read this thread with great fascination but sadly haven't any "advanced" sex tips of my own to add. They're all a bit tame in comparison.

I have to comment on Strawberry's disgust of this thread though. What is so gross about grown women sharing tips on how to please their dh's/dp's? I also see that you have posted several times on this thread so it can't be that disgusting that you if you keep coming back to it. Or do you just enjoy being flamed?

Tie and tease:

His hands tied out the way behind his back or on the bedposts. A gag (ball/dildo/bondage tape/scarf) so he can't make any suggestions.
Put on your sexiest underwear, then your sexiest dress, then your sexiest coat etc. The more clothes you start with, the more you get to remove. Try to excite his imagination. Covering his eyes with an item of clothing then turning on a buzzing thing will send him wild with eager passion even before the buzzing thing touches his whatever! Think Dita Von Tease. Every movement can be made sexy and erotic and the longer you take the more excited he will be. Take him to just before the brink and keep him there.