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Oral sex...advice needed [blush]

164 replies

truoddsox · 04/01/2010 16:55

Sorry for the graphic topic but I really want some advice.
DP and I have been together for nearly 4 years, and this is something I've never "given" (for want of a better word) him. I'm a bit shy when it comes to initiating anything sexual, which he says is silly as he's always up for it and enjoys what I do.
Anyway, I feel bad for not doing it but I just don't know how to initiate, I'm worried about hurting him/gagging etc. Can anyone offer any tips/advice?
BTW - he doesn't force the issue or even mention it - this is just me wanting ro "reciprocate" occasionally, iyswim.

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Mamazon · 04/01/2010 18:25

purple.

I am a virgin slut and have spoken to slept with loads of male friends and they are all very honest with their responses.

plus as i say, most work on us girlies too.

Lovecat · 04/01/2010 18:26

Regarding the other thread, I tried that tip that DawnAS gave re. the bubbly/sparkling wine, to give DH a new sensation - he leapt away from me shrieking 'wtf!' etc, apparently it felt like I'd doused him in battery acid !

So I wouldn't do that just yet....

Thankfully he was able to laugh about it, but apparently it really hurt!

BrahmsThirdRacket · 04/01/2010 18:27

Yes I've found that (not that I've ever had a willy, but comparing what guys say and what I feel). It is all made out of the same tissue anyway, I think??

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 04/01/2010 18:27

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AnyFucker · 04/01/2010 18:28

feck no, I don't want any toothpaste near my fanjo...

no sireee

Cybilsmateboughthershoeboots · 04/01/2010 18:30

I'm tempted to change my MN name to mintycockrub

AnyFucker · 04/01/2010 18:33

I don't like the those Durex play lubes either like "Tingle" and suchlike

They just burn, IMO

oh dear, do I need to whip out the Canestan again ?

Mamazon · 04/01/2010 18:35

i dont like those either AF.

its very hard to put enough on to feel something but not too much that it, as you say, burns.

though i do like Ann Summers cherry cock drops.

they are yumm.

reckon i should add them to my eat list over on shineys thread?

Cybilsmateboughthershoeboots · 04/01/2010 18:36

No scrub out mintycockrub, I'm going to be cherrycockdrops

EdgarAleNPie · 04/01/2010 18:36

he he he..this takes me back When We Had Sex....

now we get 5 minutes in the morning with Dd plonked in front Cbeebies....(fortunately this is enough!)

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 04/01/2010 18:37

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Cybilsmateboughthershoeboots · 04/01/2010 18:37

cherry cock drops sound delish, actually, do they soothe your throat too?

BrahmsThirdRacket · 04/01/2010 18:38

I didn't mean I liked toothpaste on my fanjo! I was replying to pp's 'how do you know it feels nice for men?' cos I think willies and clits aren't that much different really. [disclaimer: have never studied human biology]

AnyFucker · 04/01/2010 18:43

god no, Brahms

I like to think my bits are a bit more refined than his...when I see how he treats his ! lol

overenthusiastic treatment makes my bits run for the hills !

BrahmsThirdRacket · 04/01/2010 18:47

actually yes AF, it took me a while to realise you have to give it a bit more welly with willies... oh I am in a silly mood this evening

AnyFucker · 04/01/2010 18:47

pmsl

AnyFucker · 04/01/2010 18:48

now, if you were giving my bumcheeks a squeeze, that would be an entirely different matter

Mamazon · 04/01/2010 18:49

i remember the very first time i tried giving a bloke a wank.
i was being all delicate and gentle and erotic.

he sighed, pushed my hand out the way and said "no like this"
he then preceeded to do what can only be described as akin to strangling a chiken violantly.

i know just tel them that if they want a wank do it themselves.

AnyFucker · 04/01/2010 18:50

mamazon !

well, they do call it "choking the chicken"

BrahmsThirdRacket · 04/01/2010 18:51

I really do not see the point in hand jobs. I leave it to the experts.

HohohoBumperlicious · 04/01/2010 18:54

If you are feeling too wary of going the whole hog then I would recommend just concentrating on the bit of skin that connects the foreskin to the bell end (sorry - I can't think of a less childish term!), I think it is called the frenulem. Just flick it with your tongue, should have the desired effect.

Also, most importantly don't be afraid to ASK your DH what is good and what he likes as you are doing it.

EdgarAleNPie · 04/01/2010 18:54

indeed, fanny-jo is lady and should be treated as such...

EdgarAleNPie · 04/01/2010 18:56

as far as i can see. its when you just want them to go to sleep (and therefore, saying 'f-off, i want to sleep' performs exactly the same function without as much risk of RSI.)

BrahmsThirdRacket · 04/01/2010 18:59

Wow, RSI of the jaw. how would you explain that to your GP?

AnyFucker · 04/01/2010 19:01

erm, an addiction to chewing gum ??

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