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Oral sex...advice needed [blush]

164 replies

truoddsox · 04/01/2010 16:55

Sorry for the graphic topic but I really want some advice.
DP and I have been together for nearly 4 years, and this is something I've never "given" (for want of a better word) him. I'm a bit shy when it comes to initiating anything sexual, which he says is silly as he's always up for it and enjoys what I do.
Anyway, I feel bad for not doing it but I just don't know how to initiate, I'm worried about hurting him/gagging etc. Can anyone offer any tips/advice?
BTW - he doesn't force the issue or even mention it - this is just me wanting ro "reciprocate" occasionally, iyswim.

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AnyFucker · 04/01/2010 22:38

what is the point of said sleeve ?

how is it better than tongue/hand ?

Malificence · 04/01/2010 22:44

Not really sure, haven't tried one, DH prefers things au naturel.
They have good reviews on lovehoney though, those tenga egg thingies are a bit strange but seem very popular.
I did offer to get him one as an incentive to getting a sample out of him but he's not keen, he's a month overdue for his 2nd test but still gets a shy prostate when it's time to "produce" - I keep threatening to leave him alone for a fortnight but I'd cave before he did!

I didn't think that I'd still have my coil in, 6 months after him having the snip.

skymoo · 04/01/2010 22:47

Using a vibrator along the shaft whilst sucking seems to have the desired effect also (just for a change, like)

JaneS · 04/01/2010 22:59

Heee, this thread!

OP, if you're new to all of this, do it in the bath/shower first time round. That way you can start by making everything lovely and clean so any squeamishness isn't a problem. Then maybe put one hand around him so you can control the amount you, er, 'take in'.

Good luck love.

Oh, and spit!

fortyplus · 04/01/2010 23:37

This thread is a classic

BigBadMummy · 05/01/2010 08:33

I love this thread. It has to be thread of the month!

My DH has read it with a face.

Never again will I look at sea sickness bands in the same light.

EdgarAleNPie · 05/01/2010 09:27

i see i went to bed too soon.

marmite - i'd rather have spunk on my toast.
just as salty, and less likely to make me hurl.

not putting it near my lady parts...

guaranteed yeast infection!

poshwellies · 05/01/2010 10:14

My dh likes Marmite,but I think spreading it on the love bean is pushing marmite love a little too far.

lighthouse · 05/01/2010 10:39

Ref Marmite as they say you either love it or hate it!

BigBadMummy · 05/01/2010 11:51

I should have clarified... the Marmite doesnt necessarily need to be licked off, its meant to make things warm and tingly.

I am more of a Bovril girl myself.

Shiregirl · 05/01/2010 12:01

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Malificence · 05/01/2010 12:28

Don't spit! Where's the fun in that?

TMI but I love the pulsation as it's shooting down my throat.

Doesn't taste bad if you feed them right either. Pineapple juice does work.

Yes ladies, I finally got some last night. He nearly threw up afterwards but still, at least I got me some good lovin'.

BalloonSlayer · 05/01/2010 13:03

Sorry AnyFucker, I can't find the link any more.

It was a technique that involved using two hands with lube, and was a bit like this: Hold the base of the cock with one hand, the knuckles facing your man's tummy. Use a twisting stroke upwards, so that the palm of your hand brushes over the top bit of his willy, then carry on the twisting stroke back downwards. Then do the same with the other hand. Carry on alternating hands until something happens.

It is supposed to be very nice, more so because the man cannot do this particular stroke for himself.

AnyFucker · 05/01/2010 13:19

pah !

I am an expert on that BS

Malificence · 05/01/2010 13:50

My co-ordination isn't good enough for that - hand over hand downward strokes feels like "never ending penetration", apparently - lube is vital though.
You can't beat a nice "tongue bath", according to his Lordship I'm very thorough.

EdgarAleNPie · 05/01/2010 14:29

according to one, ah previous friend, only teenagers discuss spitting vs swallowing, because amongst adults..everyone swallows...

I am too ladylike to spit

prim and proper emoticon

truoddsox · 05/01/2010 15:32

Well I can assure you adies I'm not a hairy handed trucker or an adolescent boy. i am very appreciative (check out my big word)of all the advice. And laughs!
Re spitting vs swallowing - I might wait until I have a bit more experience under my belt before letting things go far enough for that to be a dilemma..I can get a tad squeamish adn my gag reflex is awful!

I have to agree that all those tingly lubes are horrible - the warming one was too hot and really sticky! FYI, a peppermint or mouthwash before, ahem, going down is rather nice. Not sure about it for blokes though..

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AnyFucker · 05/01/2010 16:11

awwww, are you not a hairy-handed trucker ?

I was kinda hoping you were

truoddsox · 05/01/2010 16:18

Lol af, sorry to disappoint

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QueenofWhatever · 05/01/2010 17:02

All you experts, please can you try this and report back please. Bit hippy in places, but I'm intrigued to know the result.

This is the female version - worth a try?

truoddsox · 05/01/2010 17:20

Love "wand of light". I might namechange to similar. Also love that the explain what eye gazing is

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BrahmsThirdRacket · 05/01/2010 17:33

Haha re g spot "He will feel the pressure deep inside and it may be intensely painful at first." - Yup, that'll go down well.

HerBeatitude · 05/01/2010 17:46

LOL at EdgarAllen's er... friend, he would say that, wouldn't he?

Why can't a man do that twistey up and down technique?

I haven't yet seen any advice to masturbate at the same time as giving head, is that not commonplace? You can time it so that you come at the same time as he does so that you don't notice if you don't particularly like the taste of semen as you're too busy enjoying yourself.

BalloonSlayer · 05/01/2010 17:50

LOL at letting him "drift off into a meditative state. "

Surprised it didn't add: "if he is meditating deeply and spiritually enough he may emit a deep rasping resonant sound from his mouth and nose. This is the sound of his male magnificence asserting itself."

HerBeatitude · 05/01/2010 17:51

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