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Oral sex...advice needed [blush]

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truoddsox · 04/01/2010 16:55

Sorry for the graphic topic but I really want some advice.
DP and I have been together for nearly 4 years, and this is something I've never "given" (for want of a better word) him. I'm a bit shy when it comes to initiating anything sexual, which he says is silly as he's always up for it and enjoys what I do.
Anyway, I feel bad for not doing it but I just don't know how to initiate, I'm worried about hurting him/gagging etc. Can anyone offer any tips/advice?
BTW - he doesn't force the issue or even mention it - this is just me wanting ro "reciprocate" occasionally, iyswim.

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BigBadMummy · 07/01/2010 14:14

oh for God sake.... there is always one.

The title of the thread is fairly self explanatory so if that offends don't trawl through 150 follow up messages trying to justify your "this is creepy" stance on it.

If you don't like it or find it offensive or adolescent there are plenty of other places on the web.

purplepeony · 07/01/2010 14:35

I tend to agree with those of you who say "don't read" but I still think that some people are frustrated would-be porn-writers and relish the thought of an audience with whom to share their fantasies and tips!

The fact that there are 150-ish posts telling the OP how to do it and how well they do it, seems a tad OTT really, in context of the original question and the first few posts.

How much info does a girl need FGS!

BrahmsThirdRacket · 07/01/2010 14:37

She asked!

Also, when I said I was amazing that was a joke. I cannot scientifically verify that statement, having never sucked myself off.

purplepeony · 07/01/2010 14:39

True- and your reply left no stone unturned.

Oblomov · 07/01/2010 15:05

You know if you give good head.
I like giving head.
At dh's old job, there was a beautiful sales Director called Jo. She was nicknamed the Grand Old Duke of York. Becasue she's had 10,000....
She was well known for giving the best head ever.
Dh had this confirmed, directly, becasue he caught her giving a bj to one of his warehouse staff at the back of the warehouse.

purplepeony · 07/01/2010 16:16

OMG Brahms- I have just realised who you are from another thread. You are just older than my daughter- now there's a scary thought- worse than anything on here!

bargainhuntingbetty · 07/01/2010 16:20

You can get some good instruction online. Seriously google 'blow jobs' and it will give you some good tips. I personally love doing it but was adamant when we first started going out that I would NEVER do that. Just goes to show if you try it you might like it.

cheerfulvicky · 07/01/2010 16:53

Agree with looking online: this blogger has a lot to say about the subject

BrahmsThirdRacket · 07/01/2010 17:00

Haha, sorry pp! Don't worry, I'm sure your daughter is not such a slapper as I am.

purplepeony · 07/01/2010 18:10

I hope so too!

AnyFucker · 07/01/2010 18:12

why, who are ya, brahms ?

probably young enough to be my daughter too

oi, purple, if my DH says I am the best then I am, OK ?

purplepeony · 07/01/2010 18:18

OK AF he is a better judge than me

weakattheknees · 09/01/2010 19:55

So truoddsox did you try it yet?

I noticed one unanswered question was how to initiate. I doubt you need to ask, but if you want to make it more casual just kiss him starting with the lips, moving down to neck, chest and so on. He will soon know what is going on and I expect give you lots of encouragement!

truoddsox · 10/01/2010 15:07

Omg haven't checked back here in a while - can't believe the number of posts, or what's been going on!
I can't believe someone called us creepy! If you don't mind potty, I'd rather chat with MNers with RL experience, than look up porn sites, which as a lot of people have pointed out are much creepier than MN! I can't really see how anyoen could be getting off on the stuff on this htread, but if they are surely it's their business? No-one has been sayind "god, I'm really gettign off on this thread!" Now that, I would consider creepy

And god I wouldn't let DP near MN, let alone DCs! (ONly have a 22mo, but still )

Haven't tried it yet, but I really appreciate all the tips, and will be trying them out soon

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