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Original poster

cum stain or not? HELP!!!

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sadlilwife · 25/04/2005 22:27

i had to use my dh car today because mine was getting cleaned..well make a long story short..in the back seat i found a kitchen towel (lil square on) that seems to have cum stains on it..i am trying really really hard not to freak out..but snot dries together..soooo i know it isn't that...but i don't want to believe that he would do such a thing...please help...i know that when cum dries it is kinda stiff...and yellowish...unless on sheets then it looks white...help me please before i get upset...

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NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:29

25 miles south of Brum

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:32

you're uncomfortably close.

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:32

lol.

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:35

BEHDGEV

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:36

BEHDGEV

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:36

BEHDGEV

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:36

BEHDGEV

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:36

sorry dd got hold of the pc

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:37

lol, i was trying to figure out what it meant.

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:38

bless

Original poster
sadlilwife · 26/04/2005 15:19

my suspicions confirmed....

i didn't speak with dh to much when he came home last night...i didn't know how to go about asking without making him feel threatened...

this morning i said oh! by the way i washed the clothes in your car...including your towel...

and he said "and what?" i asked him if he needed it...and he said no he used it already...

supposed to be by himself, but i know my dh reaction....

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Mum2girls · 26/04/2005 15:21

Not sure I understand what you've concluded - do you think he's been masturbating or been with someone else?

Original poster
sadlilwife · 26/04/2005 15:23

dh has not been noted for him faithfullness in the past.....why would he do it himself now? not to mention his newly found love for me about 4 months ago..

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twitcher · 26/04/2005 16:06

Lowering the tone (if that's possible?), my mum's ex used to w@nk out of the first floor bathroom window, out of the back door and also into the kitchen swing bin (took her a long time to work out why the lid was so sticky).

HappyDaddy · 27/04/2005 06:57

Twitcher, that's disgusting. WHY would he do that? Apart from being a scummy arsehole, of coures.

morningpaper · 27/04/2005 08:35

Not read the whole thread, but semen glows under ultraviolet light.

noddyholder · 27/04/2005 08:39

does it really?

DaddyCool · 27/04/2005 09:25

it certainly does. i got that off ER.

twitcher - your mums ex is a dirt-bag PMSL.

batters · 27/04/2005 09:29

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lou33 · 27/04/2005 09:31

there is a prog on one of the sky music channels where one person raids 3 rooms of strangers and decides which one they like the idea of dating, by having a rummage. They get provided with a uv light to scan the sheets with

NomDePlume · 27/04/2005 10:34

PSML @ w@nking into the swing bin ! ROFL

ggglimpopo · 27/04/2005 10:37

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NomDePlume · 27/04/2005 10:39

God only knows, but it makes for a funny mental image in my mind. Some bloke having a furtive tug into the bin , lol. Looking at the state of my kitchen bin (which is kept in the integral garage), I can't possibly imagine why someone would want to use it as a 'prop' !

jellyhead · 27/04/2005 10:51

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DaddyCool · 27/04/2005 10:59

naaahh.... i think he just made love to betty and sweaty, the palm sisters.

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