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cum stain or not? HELP!!!

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sadlilwife · 25/04/2005 22:27

i had to use my dh car today because mine was getting cleaned..well make a long story short..in the back seat i found a kitchen towel (lil square on) that seems to have cum stains on it..i am trying really really hard not to freak out..but snot dries together..soooo i know it isn't that...but i don't want to believe that he would do such a thing...please help...i know that when cum dries it is kinda stiff...and yellowish...unless on sheets then it looks white...help me please before i get upset...

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NomDePlume · 27/04/2005 10:59

Mrs Palm and her 5 lovely daughters

fairyfly · 27/04/2005 11:02

I went to change a barrel when i worked in a Bar and when i got down to the cellar someone was making his brain happy. I turned around while his little head went red.

ggglimpopo · 27/04/2005 11:02

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NomDePlume · 27/04/2005 11:02

ROFL, FF !!!!!

jellyhead · 27/04/2005 11:04

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DaddyCool · 27/04/2005 11:06

"little head went red" that's horrible! PMSL.

fairyfly · 27/04/2005 11:06

I meant he was embarassed

Blu · 27/04/2005 11:09

Hmmmm, good theory, Jellyhead, BUT I put it to you that your client was driving to hospital at inclement speed with a gerbil wedged inextricably in his rectum. Skidding in the road on a large patch of seminal fluid deposited by twitcher's MIL's ex, the gerbil was expelled at high speed causing your client to cough and spit a mouthful of babypasta on to the windscreen. This he wiped off with the Exhibit A, the towel, which I now invite the ladies and gentlemen of the jury to sniff!

DaddyCool · 27/04/2005 11:13

yes your honour, definately ball broth.

jellyhead · 27/04/2005 11:16

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ggglimpopo · 27/04/2005 11:19

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twitcher · 27/04/2005 21:32

PMSL Blu! and I take it Daddycool and Happydaddy have never used a swingbin in such fashion?

No idea why he didn't just use the loo, he would also use the bathroom sink! Oh, and just for a change, spread page 3 on the floor and have a tug over someone's double EEs. Not a big deal, you say? Instead of throwing page 3 away he would slot it back into the rest of the paper for the next person to read. Maybe it's a Belgian thing ...

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 08:40

The bin is for rubbish, not my population porridge.

suzywong · 28/04/2005 08:44

so was this original question from a genuine poster then? and if so did she get over the trauma of the Onanist in the car?

ggglimpopo · 28/04/2005 08:46

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suzywong · 28/04/2005 08:50

why thankyou,

squirrel3 · 28/04/2005 08:58

I've been looking at this thread and have pmsl!

VERY RUDE, DONT LOOK!!

squirrel3 · 28/04/2005 09:41

Oh well, go on then, take a peek...

Promise you its only a funny cartoon song.

LGJ · 28/04/2005 18:51

Very Funny

cherrydrops123 · 03/09/2023 17:08

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harerunner · 03/09/2023 17:54

I didn't know MN chat went back to 2005!

Opentooffers · 03/09/2023 17:58

So you find another one he's been unfaithful with? You've not left him before despite confirmation so what of it now? He knows, as we know that whatever goes down with him, you'll put up with it ultimately- go you! You've become a doormat unfortunately.

Opentooffers · 03/09/2023 17:59

Lol, this is a deep zombie !

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