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cum stain or not? HELP!!!

173 replies

sadlilwife · 25/04/2005 22:27

i had to use my dh car today because mine was getting cleaned..well make a long story short..in the back seat i found a kitchen towel (lil square on) that seems to have cum stains on it..i am trying really really hard not to freak out..but snot dries together..soooo i know it isn't that...but i don't want to believe that he would do such a thing...please help...i know that when cum dries it is kinda stiff...and yellowish...unless on sheets then it looks white...help me please before i get upset...

OP posts:
lou33 · 26/04/2005 13:10

I have found that most men will take any opportunity for a wank if they can get away with it, and a lot of women too

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 13:10

Cod, if the penis was internal we'd all have our hands down there just the same.

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:11

cod - we wouldn't have anything to fiddle whilst watching telly though

cod · 26/04/2005 13:11

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JoolsToo · 26/04/2005 13:11

!!!

Fio2 · 26/04/2005 13:11

dont penis' go internal

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:11

ROFL !

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 13:12

You wouldn't hear me complain Cod.

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:12
alexsmum · 26/04/2005 13:12

well, MY husband wouldn't do this!(sniff)

cod · 26/04/2005 13:12

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DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:13

i guess i've never hankered enough for a wank that i'd resort to doing it in my car.

alexsmum · 26/04/2005 13:14

my mum always says ' it's in them from the cradle to the grave' as she observe her toddler grandson with his hands down his pants!!!

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:14

hankered after a wank

That has to go on that phrases thread....

cod · 26/04/2005 13:14

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cod · 26/04/2005 13:14

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HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 13:14

Cod, you wish.

Alexsmum - he's probably doing it now...

DC - do you drive often?

dropinthe · 26/04/2005 13:14

Snafu-LOL re stiff socks!!

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 13:15

Is that a picture of you, Cod?

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:15

hold on tight baby, i'm hankered after a rip-roaring-romp... yeeeeeehhhaaaaaaaa!!

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:15
DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:15

hankering even!

cod · 26/04/2005 13:15

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HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 13:16

And you're my type I suppose? sigh.

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:17

"rip-roaring romp" ???? lol