cum stain or not? HELP!!!

[sadlilwife]

i had to use my dh car today because mine was getting cleaned..well make a long story short..in the back seat i found a kitchen towel (lil square on) that seems to have cum stains on it..i am trying really really hard not to freak out..but snot dries together..soooo i know it isn't that...but i don't want to believe that he would do such a thing...please help...i know that when cum dries it is kinda stiff...and yellowish...unless on sheets then it looks white...help me please before i get upset...

oh...one more thing
WANKING in the car???

Sadlilwife, we sometimes get pervy men trying to talk to us all here cos they know the majority are women. I would confront your other half and if you want to keep talking about this here, I would keep it clean, we don't have a high tolerance for smut here.

Sweetie, most men really do masterbate how ever often they have sex with a partner, and how ever happy they are emotionally and/or physically. Many have towels - rather horribly called 'cum rags'.
To me, and I don't really have any definite knowledge to base this on, this suggests masturbation rather than sex with anyone else.
Ask him! brandish the towel and ask if he's planning to wash it...and see what his reaction is. Calmly ask him to explain - and if he does talk about masterbation, try to listen without getting upset.

I gather that sex with prostitutes often happens in cars..but there's a v big difference between kissing someone while drunk and having sex with prostitutes. And i can't see a man planning to take a tea towel out of the kitchen with him idf he was looking for prostitutes, can you?

Men will wank anywhere darling.....if they need it they will do it!

Some men will wank anywhere.

i really wasn't trying to be "dirty"...
honest....

i tend sometimes to jump to conclusions and i didn't want to jump on the deep end for something i shouldn't..also..i thought being that the majority of you are women that i could get to "clean" "apropriate" advice..

sorry to offend anyone....

How did you find this site, sadlilwife?

No hun you haven't offended! If you are suspicious anyway, you may want to confront him with it.

When I used to drive a lot for work, I'd often stop for a quick hand shandy. Helped relieve stress / boredom of the day. Never left towels in car though cos it STINKS.

Ask him what it is. Quickest way to find out.

Jesus, at least you're not finding suspiciously stiff socks lying around the house, as I used to...

PMSL HD! Hand shandy?! Never heard that one!

I used to excercise poeple's horses round country roads as a teenager. You can look down into cars from a horse, and in every car parked in a layby in a quiet road would be a man helping himself to a handshandy (LOL HD) - often with The Sun propped on the steering wheel.

I used to hide a dirty mag inside a broadsheet LOL.

it smells like bleach IMO.

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Blu, every car? Really? OMG! Well, I suppose the country can be boring!

So funny!!

Blu - that's hilarious!

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[rolls eyes]

rofl WWW !!!!

Still laugh at cod's comment when someone admitting to having sex within about 5 minutes of giving birth - "What are you, an animal?"

hand shandy, particularly rotten expression

omg, who had sex within 5 mins of giving birth? Do you think you will Tinks? Har de har!

i'm sorry hd,and other men.if that is true,that you will just do it in the car in a layby somewhere that is so......i can't even think what it is, just so.......

get a grip!!!! ( noooo, ot like that!!)

sex within 5 mins of birth ????? Tosh, surely ?