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cum stain or not? HELP!!!

173 replies

sadlilwife · 25/04/2005 22:27

i had to use my dh car today because mine was getting cleaned..well make a long story short..in the back seat i found a kitchen towel (lil square on) that seems to have cum stains on it..i am trying really really hard not to freak out..but snot dries together..soooo i know it isn't that...but i don't want to believe that he would do such a thing...please help...i know that when cum dries it is kinda stiff...and yellowish...unless on sheets then it looks white...help me please before i get upset...

OP posts:
Tinker · 26/04/2005 12:49

Well, slight exaggeration for effect but...

Tinker · 26/04/2005 12:52

Here [grin

By Cod on Thursday, 24 March, 2005 4:15:22 PM

god what is she an animal?

By marthamoo on Thursday, 24 March, 2005 4:13:51 PM

That's what I said!

By Cod on Thursday, 24 March, 2005 4:13:26 PM

serves her right!

By marthamoo on Thursday, 24 March, 2005 4:12:39 PM

I know of a woman who had sex about 2 weeks after her baby was born...and got pregnant

alexsmum · 26/04/2005 12:57

don't know if urban myth but heard a story that went along the lines of someone commenting on close age gap between siblings and father saying.." well, if you have a private room at queen charlottes you might as well make use of it"

really hope its a myth because otherwise..yuck.

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 12:57

nice

Fio2 · 26/04/2005 13:01

i had sex days after my kids were born, dont think that makes me animal

Fio2 · 26/04/2005 13:02

and i cant believe men wank in their cars

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:02

Of course they do Fio !

Fio2 · 26/04/2005 13:04

oh god, i am going to be sniffing the car now in horror

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:05

WHAT?! What man has a wank in his car! . if that's the case i suggest leather (wipeable).

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:06

Rofl !!! My DH has leather

rickman · 26/04/2005 13:07

Message withdrawn

Fio2 · 26/04/2005 13:07

we have flipping leather

Mum2girls · 26/04/2005 13:07

I will be watching the faces of all the men in cars next time I'm in a huge traffic jam on the M25......

cod · 26/04/2005 13:07

Message withdrawn

Mum2girls · 26/04/2005 13:07

I will be watching the faces of all the men in cars next time I'm in a huge traffic jam on the M25......

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:07

... but seriously though, under what circumstances would a man have a wank in his car for god's sake.

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:08

oh lighten up fishy

cod · 26/04/2005 13:08

Message withdrawn

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 13:08

Not while driving DC! LOL

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:08

Ask HappyDaddy, he's done it.

I suppose if they find themselves at a loose end and the fancy takes them ?

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:09

wehey! we have a professional here!

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 13:09

Under what circumstances? Why not? After all I ate, slept and worked in it.

cod · 26/04/2005 13:10

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shimmy21 · 26/04/2005 13:10

friend of mine (driving a high seated van) saw a bloke having a wank as he was driving down the motorway . At the next services he saw a policeman and told him. The policeman just leared and asked if he had enjoyed watching

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:10

I s'pose if you were a travelling sales rep or something and the fancy took you but you were in no position to vent your horn on a woman, I can see why a bloke would rtather find a quiet spot and tug in his car rather than doing it in a horrible service station loo cubicle or something.