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cum stain or not? HELP!!!

173 replies

sadlilwife · 25/04/2005 22:27

i had to use my dh car today because mine was getting cleaned..well make a long story short..in the back seat i found a kitchen towel (lil square on) that seems to have cum stains on it..i am trying really really hard not to freak out..but snot dries together..soooo i know it isn't that...but i don't want to believe that he would do such a thing...please help...i know that when cum dries it is kinda stiff...and yellowish...unless on sheets then it looks white...help me please before i get upset...

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DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:17

yes, same as 'bum-licky'. i thought it sounded good.

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:18

what, the phrase or the act ?

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:18

rhetorical

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:18

both i guess.

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:19

who offended cod-withchips-and-mushypeas?

me or hd?

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:19

i see my rhetorical went amiss then....

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:19

HD, I think.

Fio2 · 26/04/2005 13:20

animals that have sex
fish just lay eggs that get fertilised

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:20

Poor bloke can;t say anything anymore without getting leapt on (and not in a good way)

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:22

yeah NDP, it seems a bit that way doesn't it.

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 13:22

DC I think it was me who offended Cod.

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:23

group hug for HD.

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:23

group hug for HD

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:23

Oooh you get 2, you lucky boy !

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:23

oh, that reminds me HD. I'm in warks and i think BGD is in the B'ham area so we're quite a ways away.

jellyhead · 26/04/2005 13:24

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HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 13:24

Cheers NDP. Cod always gets offended with me, I don't think I help matters by not backing down when she admonishes me.

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:24

within sniffing distance of me though

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 13:25

DC lucky for you both then, you won't have to put up with me at a daddies meet! LOL

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:25

lol@jellyhead

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:26

.. where are you NDP?

HappyDaddy · 26/04/2005 13:27

Anyway DC, you and BGD are a long drive away, I'd hate to have to stop for a wank on the way!

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:27

behind you

made you look !

NomDePlume · 26/04/2005 13:28

PMSL HD !!!!!!

DC, I'm in Worcester

DaddyCool · 26/04/2005 13:28

pmsl - well i certainly wouldn't shake your hand on arrival!

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