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Has your husband ever asked you to...

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oddsock · 03/11/2008 20:35

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

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oddsock · 03/11/2008 21:23

Am PMSL - why has he not expressed an interst untilnow??

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LadyLaGore · 03/11/2008 21:23

am roffling at this thread hehehehhee

PortoTreasonandPlot · 03/11/2008 21:24

PMSL - what do you think your DH would think if he knew that someone was suggesting tickling his arse with a peperami? That he'd never mentioned in the first place - at the very least! I hope he never checks your posts!

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oddsock · 03/11/2008 21:24

Is taht the nifkin KerryMum??!

Am ridiculously sheltered ...

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Mhamai · 03/11/2008 21:24

Some of you are really being quite anal about this.

I'm with Kerry btw on this one.

oddsock · 03/11/2008 21:26

Oh God, can't go to bed now, am laughing too much.... you buggers are no help!!!

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LadyLaGore · 03/11/2008 21:27

pmsl @ being anal about it!!!

lolololol

Lynchian · 03/11/2008 21:27

In our house, bumholes are for pooing.

THAT IS ALL.

solidgoldbrass · 03/11/2008 21:27

Well it's a very sensitive area and quite a lot of people enjoy having it stimulated. But if you really don't want to then don't - throwing up on his ringpiece is not likely to be the greatest sexual experience either of you have ever had.
A wet finger will give the same sort of stimulation anyway.

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Mhamai · 03/11/2008 21:27

Scat on the other hand I just don't get but hey ho each to their own and no I don't mean scat man the single.

PortoTreasonandPlot · 03/11/2008 21:27

I can guarantee that you'll never be able to go anywhere his anus now without cracking up laughing. Which obviously wouldn't be good

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LadyLaGore · 03/11/2008 21:28

just explained to lord what im cackling about (he is in next room). he says you can get 'special rimming condoms'. i said, yes i know, they is called dental dams and i was introduced to them by my mother. needless to say, they are not turning me on

MrsThierryHenry · 03/11/2008 21:28

Kerry, there's a world of difference between a perry and a poo hole, now, isn't there?!

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Beachcomber · 03/11/2008 21:29

I think you should be flattered that he told you what he fancies actually.

Why not have a bit of an experiment if you don't fancy going there with your tongue (fair enough).

Perhaps you could buy some warming lubricant and stimulate the area with a sexy massage or summat?

There are loads of options that could make him all happy without you going there with your tongue if you don't fancy it.

MrsThierryHenry · 03/11/2008 21:29

Dental dams!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

weebleswobble · 03/11/2008 21:29

As does my oreo cookie cheesecake....I know which I'd prefer to do!

Mhamai · 03/11/2008 21:29

It drives me wild fact................done properly that is.

oddsock · 03/11/2008 21:30

Is a nifkin not the bitinbetween??

What5 about merkin - always hadthe idea that was some pubic wig - but how would you attach it???

Am a bit too pissed and inquisitive $ a Monday. And a bit sexually uneducated

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QuintessentialGunpowderPlot · 03/11/2008 21:31

My dh is very good at stimulating 4 things at the same time.

He should hurry home from India.