Has your husband ever asked you to...

[oddsock]

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

Kerry what are you doing with the cling film?
Making sandwiches?

It is a sensitive area and is supposed to a huge turn on for those men who don;t have gay association hangups.

Now that clingfilm and 'driving one wild' have been mentioned, I'm curious!

I love the clingfilm idea. I have a vision of putting a roll by the side of the bed and when DH asks what it's for - saying " Have you got a treat in store for YOU tonight!!!"

oddsock : are you planning on executing any of these suggestions tonight!? I had no idea If I'd known I wouldn't have been giving you shopping lists. I for one have no pepperami or baby oil in the house - mumsnet often makes me feel disorganised, I'd hate to think I'd made a fellow MNer feel her fridge or store cupboard were inadequately prepared .

Rimming is fine as long as it is scrubbed clean - The best advice I can give you is get shitfaced for the first time and dress like a tart and just enjoy the moment! Although I can bet a quid that you will be laughing too much to do it because you will be thinking about this thread.

Quinty - which 4?!

Actually I'd gladly lick DH's arsehole, but he might be sore after I'd steam cleaned his entire rectum and then swabbed it with Milton.

Dental dams are actually quite different from clingfilm btw, they tend to be made of latex and have flavoured impregnated. And you can get chocolate flavour!

PT & T - you're killing me!!!

PMSL @ portotreasonandplot

lol, @ the name captainrimmer !

hey, i didnt say i wasnt 'happy' to receive... i just said there was no way in hell i was ever going to go there with my tongue. wet finger, absolutely. tongue? no WAY jose! never not never no how, no sirree bob. that is one flavour i do NOT want in my memory banks thank you v much.

OMG that is so funny whomovedmychocolate - I cant stop laughing

this is a bloody funny (and educational) thread

I have to admit to being a receiver (and lovin' it) but don't think I could give.

Quint-4 ?

Pray tell.

Ah kerryIsee.
What is nifkin or nilfkin, it sounds like a hoover.

Am staying on PC in determined fashion while he is (hopefully!) watching TV!

Anus licking my arse!!!

But if you go there with a wet finger and momentarily forget where it's been, slip said finger seductively in your mouth (as you do) and ewwwwwww again. It's just not worth the risks!

a breast
and three areas "down there"

can i have a guess quint?

I have just asked dp to ensure my packed lunch is not wrapped in cling film.

Wait until they are looking for tongue penetration!

I'm intrigued by the nifkin thing... never heard of that. Might name change. If you see a nifkin soon its me.

Oh bloody hell I was going to say -

both nipples, the clit and the anus.