Has your husband ever asked you to...

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lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

you got it!

Weeble - eeeeewwwww boak!

Now we're on the subject pls tell me what a nifkinor merkin are?
Hope I don't conceive tonight - imagine having a baby called rimmer or nifkin ..!

One way round this could be a sextoy that is designed to stimulate the anus/prostrate.

You don't have to go there with your tongue if you don't fancy the idea but you and your DH get to explore this highly sensual zone.

Am being serious BTW.

Yu said DH was in India, Quint? he's not one of those Gods with 6 arms is he?

weebles, no way man, i know exactly which fingers been in the unhygienic hole and i keep that finger well out of circulation till such time as i can excuse myself to the bathroom to give it a thorough cleansing.

Quint, he must have very long fingers!

and an agile tongue.

Mhamai - I have to admit a very nice sensation as a receiver.

Right ladies - stick your tongues out. Can you touch your nose. If you can't then you can't reach your DH's prostate with it so Mhamai you now have an excuse.....

Which reminds me of the joke where a gorgeous women goes in the bar and asks to see the manager, she seductively strokes his face, then slips her finger in his mouth whispering 'I need to tell you something'. He leans in closer to hear her utter: 'there's no bog roll in the loo'.

I'm quite fond of the double suck and six pack but it hasn't happened since a long ago ex. He was shit that however was insanely good.

I WAS supposed to be having an early night. But sod it, I'm having another drink!

MMAM - you are v knowledgeable - but how do you attach said merkin??!

merkins are for comic value. to wear poking out the bottom of a short tight dress, of course.

nifkins i dont know yet... enlighten me pls !

Okay, I'm convinced! Provided there's clingfilm in the house! DH is not v experimental, so maybe I should try it on him first, without telling him what I'm doing?

I can just about graze the hair of my nostril, does tat count?

Double suck and sixpack????

same here port

As the good book says: Tis always better to give than to receive except in the case of buggery

Can't do it - have a bit of a tongue tie....THANK GOD!

How diverse my online life is...Scrabble on one window, rimming on another

Mhamai - db suck and 6pk?? Please elucidate!

ooh yes Mhamai waht is a double suck & six pack?

What's double six pack and suck?