Has your husband ever asked you to...

[oddsock]

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

seriously - its not at all nasty. If you dont fancy that, that bumpy bit underneath the balls in front of the bum makes them very happy if you lick that.

Think am too child orientated-but times havemoved on since I was a wee one?!

May build up to an anus for Christmas- possibly start with something more... palatable? Chocolate eclair? (Hopeful emoticon??!)

i really cant beleive im about to type this coz i see people type it and i think; prude. but i am honestly not a prude. and i can play with a butthole as much as the next person, but LICK it?? ewwwwww. theres e-coli in faeces y'know!

could you blow through a straw instead?

Anyone for popcorn whilst we watch exactly how "low" we're all prepared to go?

if you don't like the idea then its not for you.
On the other hand I had to get a three year old to eat chicken thighs this afternoon and she was convinced that they weren't for her either - she scoffed the lot once I'd managed to get some into her mouth.

WMMC- a straw??!!!

padboz!

wmmc!

Well whenever I have to put my lips on the rim and the glass may be dirty I use a straw

you want to rub his anus with a chocolate eclair???? !!!

Now theres kinky and theres kinky!

Am not going to bed!

chocolate eclair - know there's a thought!

Am a bit drunkalready( that's why I posted!!)

I just want ababy, no anus licking for me... just impregnation!!

NDTH - the evidence in THIS house says NOT ENOUGH!

e.coli in the human GI tract are seriously unlikely to be the pathogenic kidney failure kind, and there are "germs" on every surface of the inner and outer body, and well, everything else too.

Not advocating you lick his bumhole oddsock, just that there's nowt wrong with it. Obviously if you were happy to do it you wouldn't have asked us! (or told us )

he wont be able to see what you're doing anyway - Just rummage around down there with some spit and - er - what feels like a tensed tongue? tell you what, spit on a pepperami and wobble that about.

That might not be such a bad idea, find something else that is quite sensory to touch the area with, feather, chocolate eclair, marshmellow.... Could be sexier than you think!

PT&T - what could you do with a coffee renoir??

Couldn't you just pop down there with a warm wet wipe and wipe it around a bit?

He may not notice it's not your actual tongue?