Has your husband ever asked you to...

[oddsock]

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

Ah ok with you now. Right am ofski for a bit now. fanjoes on one thread, ass lickin here, Austin Powers nd shaggin on tv. Too muchski!

Oh and want to catch CSI

we are one hour ahead, I am off to bedski for beautislipski!

Nightnightski so.

Night!

Mhamai - you seem distracted - are you actual receiving rimming while you post at the minute?

OMG NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! (gagging, wretching) Why on earth??!!

Ohmigod! Spill the beans then. Or can't you be assed.

i have done this loads of times and actually initiated it on all occasions, we love it in our house
if its very very clean its not a prob

ROFL have just read this thread and it is hysterical seriously PSML here!

Oh god no no no my gay friends never shut up about rimming and one of them has nothing good to say about it yuck plus DP has bad IBS...oh the horror.

Nooooooooooo... Just NO!No No No!

Soooo, it's the weekend now.
Are we expecting an update on drunken rimmery in the morning?

I have never done it, but am feeling slightly more persuaded as I read this thread. I asked DP if he would like me to and he said 'yes of course' in a sarcastic voice. Does that mean yes, no, or what?

So DH was a business trip when all this kicked off. On his return, and after several vinos, I mentioned that according the "girls" men like to have their bottoms licked. And would he like anything like that. And that apparently clingfilm helps

He was most disgusted at the suggestion!

Phew!

of course it's a very nice sensation for a man...!
Make sure you both wash yourself before sex...
you can lick each other wherever you want...

In Italy most of the people have a bidet after poo poo...each time...

that' s why we do have a bidet in the bathroom....

anyway ....have a shower or a quick wash...before...sex...and you can enjoy a lot of licking...!

Oh god, is this still going? Oops did I bump it....I think I did. But at least I didn't rim it!

Vim for your rim, cillit bang for you thang!
If you really want to be anal about it. [wank]

I don't know if any of you watched Dawn Porter's series? Well, in the one where she explores the "Mail Order Bride"..the would be "wives" aka escorts, get some sex education where they are taught that if you rim, your life will be full to the brim.
Why don't you make a pack with your husband, let's say..."ok i'll do it if..you ..(insert desired here) ..do the washing up for the rest
of our lives.
dental dam dental dammit!
;-)

Had given folks on here a bit more credit and was expecting something more open minded. I'm 100% heterosexual but didn't realise I even had a thing for rimming (on me) until a girlfriend at uni went a little near it while licking the underside of my shaft. As I started to writhe and gasp in pleasure the nearer she went to my anus (something I'd alwys considered off limits), by the time she got there and licked it, I was in rapture. I think it has something to do with nerve endings. Believe me, for me, it has nothng to do with taboo or homo fantasies, it is a physical pleasure that is a 9.5 where even the best fellatio is an 8. I'm sure if a bloke showers beforehand, it can't be hygienically a huge step down from other orifices.

That's my tuppence, hope it helps.

ZOMBIE THREAD

so glad I didn't fall for that one, I am learning. a shame though as I am up for chatting about anus licking..

Would love to know what happened to all these zombies too

Ive done this a few times tbh.
First time it was done to me so I returned the compliment so to speak.
Had one ex That loved it. (But he was very odd in that department anyway and I could write a book!!) But I have an 'anything goes' approach in the bedroom.
Obviously have to be clean first.

"writhe and gasp in pleasure"!! Cosmo you should write romance novels (when you're not trolling MN)

Maybe hes been reading the 'Gideon Cross' set of books - classed as romantic novels along the same lines as 50 Shades but more sexually adventuorous/descriptive. Both parties do the 'rimming' in those books .

However much I loved someone, my tongue would go nowhere near his bumhole - why not suggest some toys instead?!

Drat - didnt notice it was a Zombie thread